Who is this user, you may ask?
Why, I'm talking about none other than Virgin!
We owe everything to Virgin. Without him, we would be the only the only site with zero mention of the SAE racist scandal. Gaze upon his beautifully crafted plagiarized entry. Curse that heretic Don for giving it orginal wording! Can he not see?! Virgin is the quintessential person, the paragon of humanity. With his intact virginity (his namesake, 'course), his derpilicious acne-peppered face, and his belligerent responses to criticism, Virgin is clearly one of the best users this site has to offer.
And if you are one of the fools who'll dare say things such as "Who?!" Or "lel no1 cur", guess what? You are a fucking bunch of stupid assholes. Go read the guidelines about his cock.