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I always hear tales of this icy, cold, scary place. And I hear that it's full of polar bears and eskimos.

Or, is it an barren, underpopulated land?

soviet overseas territory

Canada is a sandwich

obviously

A magical place with real maple syrup and milk in bags.

Cold.

Canada is the master race.

filthy american peasants learn your place.

I'm Canadian and I can confirm that all of the above are true.

Also, we're required to play hockey at least 3 months out of the year and have maple syrup as part of our breakfast at least once a week in order to keep our Canadian citizenship, otherwise we get shipped to Greenland.

it's where i live

Once upon a time, the northern United States and France had a dirty, dirty, kinky fuckfest, most likely involving fetishes that even we, the twenty-seventh most perverted community on the internet, haven't heard of. Russia managed to sneak in at some point, and with the two being far too distracted, managed to jerk off onto their writhing bodies and escape unseen. Some of its DNA may have managed to crawl its way in, but it's honestly hard to tell at this point.
Years later, and upon this world was born a bastard monstrosity destined to be the punchline of so many jokes that the sheer number could make Rodney Dangerfield shit his pants in fear.

canada is the best first world country that will always be better than the jew S.A.

Maple syrup.

USA's nicer brother.

A strange mystical land of maple syrup, and ice. Lots and lots of ice.

so canada is basicly hell then?

Canada
more liek
America's bad haircut