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Rule 1: If you complain about getting downvoted or having negative karma then you will be downvoted

Rule 2: If you see someone complaining about being downvoted or negative karma then you are obligated to downvote that person.

Come up with some more rules.

Rule 3: Whenever its mod update time you have to complain about not getting modded

Rule 4. If you someone has a different opinion then you, down vote them, DOWNVOTE THEM UNTIL THEY DROWN

Rule 5: Gamergate is the fucking purpose of this site. Whine if some other entry is trending

6. If you don't like an entry, blame Don.

Rule 7. Any evil entity; any human being who has committed a crime of any kind against humanity, regardless of who they may be, must always be referred to as the "SJW".

Rule 8. If the majority of KYM commenters disagree with you, you're objectively wrong. No exceptions.

Rule 9: There will never be a good Doctor Who following on this website

Rule 10: It's not shitposting, it's funposting
Rule 11: It's still funposting even if you're being ironic

Rule 12. Every thread on the board where it is ok the be stupid that is remotely bad has to have everyone complain about said thread on the thread itself. No exceptions, you cannot ignore it.

Rule 13: Everyone with a KYM account is a faggot, no exceptions.

Rule 14: Do not talk about the mod porn.
Rule 15: DO NOT talk about the mod porn.
Rule 16: If you are a mod, there is memesite mod porn of you. No exceptions.
Rule 17: If there is no memesite mod porn of a mod, it is getting made.

Rule 18: KYMtheon is the one true religion.

Rule 19: The more passive-aggressive, the better.

Rule 20: Thy must praise the meme lord, Don.

rule 69: riff raFF bITCH!!!!!!!

Rule 21: If you have a brone or anime av your opinion is worth a third of anyone else's opinion.

Rule 22: A animu or brone avatar is required for modship despite the above rule

Rule 23: All injokes must be driven into the ground from overuse. Then brought back to go through the same cycle.

Rule 44: Shitposting is not allowed on Riff-Raff.

Rule 25: Super Robo Jesus is best entry, no exceptions.

Rule 26: A hashtag entry is fine too.

Rule 27: Gamergate will never stop trending. EVER

Rule 28: If something is trending more than gamergate, comment on this fact as much as possible.

Rule 34: All subculture and character galleries will have softcore porn. No exceptions.

Rule 30: Do NOT talk about the cringeworthy gallery

Rule 29: If you post in the Pokemon hack thread the day before its supposed to auto-lock then you are officially a fuckwad.

rule 31: if it's not from before 2010 it's not a maymay
rule 32: if you dont agree with it spam +1 deadpool
rule 33: drive a chevy sonic

Rule 36: Nintendo is dying, no exceptions.
Rule 37: You are a terrible shitposter, no exceptions.
Rule 38: No matter what anyone else may tell you, Riff-Raff is a deadly serious thread, and you will get permabanned for not treating it so.

rule 39: the nypd sucks. upvote anything anti-nypd

Rule 35: If you there is an insufficient amount of softcore you are too upload as much as humanly possible.

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Rule 40: Mods always get more upvotes than regular users.

Rule 41: Talking about getting upvoted or downvoted will either result in you being upvote bombed or downvote bombed, with no middle ground.
Rule 42: For above rule, the chance of being downvote bombed rather than upvote bombed increases exponentially after the first incident of upvote/downvote commenting.

rule 43: if anybody uses reddit, DOWNVOTE THEM! ALL REDDITORS ARE FAT SCUMBAGS WHO DESERVE TO DIE AND ARE LE SJW AND HATE GAMERGATE.

rule 44: samefagging is okay

Rule 45: If you don't use the IRC, you're a faggot. :^)
Rule 46: If you DO use the IRC, you're still a faggot. B^)

Rule 47: you will never avoid getting memed on

Rule 48: If you don't like someone, you are required to insult them until they deactivate. Failure to do so will result in a suspension, but most likely a ban.

Rule 49: Softcore Porn is seriuz bizness

Rule 50: Upload as many images into the fnaf gallery as possible if your name contains "Foxy"

Rule 51: Your ego is an important part. Don't forget to keep expanding it.

Rule 52: Upvote or Riot

Rule 53: Once you become a mod your opinion is immediately above everyone else. Please make sure everyone knows this.

Rule 54: Disregard the last rule if you are a commenter. All commenters are precious angels with important opinions

Rule 55: If you go on the IRC you must act like you are above everyone else on the site. If you go against this rule, you are going against the circlejerk and are automatically banned.

Rule 56: All forum posters are obligated to bitch and moan about everything nonstop. No exceptions.

Rule 57: Downvote Emperor Palpitoad's comments regardless of what the comment was.

Rule 58: Facebook commentators are plebs.

Rule 59: If Don creates a Meme entry, "You've just been Meme'd on" or other Don related Memes must be First and Top Comment.