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let's look at this scientifically.
Cars go through the three important life processes:

• Consumption
• Digestion
• Excretion
  They consume products, they move autonomously, some of them have higher forms of intelligence to qualify for sentience (such as being aware of their environment and alerting people of danger). They can be dangerous and violent, they can be harmed, they have an exterior skin layer that protects their sensitive organs, they have eyes and mouths (although the eyes are slightly useless) and they also have mass and weight. They also know how to kill living creatures (rather effectively, I must say), which is a state of mind that only predators (i.e.: like lions) can have.
  They also use the internet and can stay stationary for many hours, like most KYM users.
  And they can also communicate their problems via sound, such as rattling or grinding.
  So, are cars living creatures????

Does this mean that Cars will start murdering humans?

They also know how to kill living creatures.

It's not a question of when, it's a question of where.

If cars are alive why don't they moan when I put my fingers up their exhaust pipes?

maybe they're not stimulated in that way.
I know i'm not.

Cars is not just a living being, HE IS THE ULTIMATE BEING!

All life must:

• be made of cells
• have Metabolism/use energy
• maintain homeostasis
• adapt
• Respond to Stimuli
• Grow and change
• Reproduce

The only thing cars do are use energy and some respond to stimuli (smart cars). So they are not alive.

This is Riff Raff you egotistical thundercunt

wtf minty are u trying to start a group of carfuckers

This is Riff-Raff, not some place where you go to be serious and correct.
So that means cars are in fact, cheese.

• Cars are made up of particles of which is microscopic in size, just like cells, so they are made of cells
• They use energy via electrical or fuel-powered means.
• They get hotter on the inside if it is hotter outside but that can be regulated with external help (poor creatures)
• They adapt once new models get made
• Like you said, some of them are smart enough to develop an intelligence level high enough to respond to stimuli
• They can grow and change, via modifications added to them, and old cars are generally bigger than most young, modern cars today, so it shows they can grow and age.
• They reproduce asexually, once a car dies, its body is then scrapped and used to create another car
  

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  @Lurk
  No i'm trying to see if cars are living beings

unless they can feel pain i'll say no

If dragons having sex with cars can happen, then cars can certainly be living… and loving… ;3

Dragons do not exist therefore car sex does not exist.
Fact.

How are cars made then?