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You'll leave a stain on the carpet.

actually do

Douse yourself in gasoline and burn yourself instead. Guaranteed to give you tenfold the pain you so desired and to have your fiery dance emblazoned into everyone's eyeballs for maximum attention grabbing.

I do what I want.

Fuck it, I'm gonna make the carpet look like a splatter painting.

I dun goofed…

2 l8, m8.

I failed. I bit my tongue during dinner.

Yes all the cuts!

it's down the road not across the street