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On our last episode of Riff Raff investiagative report, We found that brones are secretly controlling the whole site and trying to bring it down. Since then, two of the former mafioso's have been killed (the bodies remain to be undiscovered). But when you cut the head off of a hydra, two more heads come out. Here is what we know.

Muffinlicious (Forum Mod)- Once a generally fun user, she lost her sense of humor immediately. Have the brones scarred her so they can make her do their evildoings?

Particle Mare (Research Mod) – With an ego the size of former leader RandomMan, she may become the next cabal head.

Twisty (Entry Mod) – Has been noted that he has over 10,000 posts on a brone site. Was it for this he became a mod, and not his on-site works?

Peacock Roy (Entry Mod) – Roy rhymes with "Goy" and it is a proven fact that all Brones are good goys. Coincidence? I do not think so.

Tyrantrum and Lurk (Media Mods) – One is a Pokefag and another is a weeaboo, but they are only media mods so they likely don't have enough power to be in the cabal.

What this thread needs to find out
a) who is the new head of the cabal
b) why do they want to take over a meme site
c) what did they do to muffinlicious to make her such a sour grape
d) what can we do to stop them
e) maybe some funny pics of them like, crying lmao

Good luck cadets

It's obvious why they want to take over the meme site.

The internet runs on memes

The world runs on the internet

He who controls the memes, controls the world!

It all comes down to the one website that controls the memes.

i thought kym documented memes not control them

That is what they want you to think.

What if the brones are just part of something much, much bigger?

i think we should put the required

>mfw brones

We actually went 5 posts in without >mfw brones?

Goddam, Riff Raff is slacking

This is of course old news to the denizens of Riff-Raff, I have done some…independent research, if you will. What I could glean was not very much, however. The knowledge I obtained is as follows:

»The Brone Cabal is a very sophisticated organization, and can cover their tracks well if need be. They usually have a tendency to preach a message that is quite clear to anyone not a member of the Cabal.

»Though sophisticated, they have many different sects within the Cabal, each held together by their vows obligations to the Cabal. They will suffer violent infighting over who is to be the next head of the Cabal, and over which sect has the most authority.

»Many have claimed the title of head of the Brone Cabal, though very few are actually recognized as the legitimate head of the Cabal. This leads us to the previous point of the severe lashes of infighting.

I understand that my knowledge is lacking, but their sophistication and loosely-bound factoids make it hard to set the facts to a more clear resolution. I must take my leave; information and time are extremely valuable commodities for a reason.

They know.
Shut it down.