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The legend of Filler: Shitposter Sword

Last posted Mar 07, 2015 at 08:12PM EST. Added Mar 06, 2015 at 07:41PM EST
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It was a few weeks ago. There was a lonely kid named "Filler". This kid was a master of shitposting. He practiced for months and months, until others got sick of him. It got to a point so far, he made shitty topics daily.

And nobody knew it was the first trick of his "master plan". To show that Riff Raff can take things seriously. He posted and posted, until his topics got the big 'ol lock. KYM basically hated him. They wanted him gone, all gone.

But one day. Filler woke up. He made the shittiest of shitposts. It was a "great mighty poo" to the mountain of shit known as "shit threads". It was so bad, everyone teased him, no-one showed a sign of regret.

And in that day, he deactivated. Everyone started to think they bullied him to the point he couldn't take it anymore. Even Loli made a thread dedicated to it, but it ain't orge yet. It felt like the end of Riff Raff until thunder struck his tombstone. The said tombstone became living. And then it happened…

Filler's hand rose out of the dirt, reaching for the heavens. In this instance, Filler was a zombie. He deemed to name himself "Flargy". In pure honor, he screamed "silly KYM!" Tricks are for kids!". And then he explained what happened to his "friends".

And here we have it kids, our campfire story of how a no-body became a even worse no-body.

Now students, any questions, or so to say?

Last edited Mar 06, 2015 at 07:58PM EST

YOU MADE ME FEEL LIKE SHIT FOR NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!

YOU THINK THIS SHIT IS OKAY YOU LITTLE BITCH?!

WELL YOU WON'T WHEN I SHOVE YOUR UNMENTIONABLES UP YOUR ASS

I'M GONNA REK YOU BEYOND RECOGNITION

TAKE YOUR TENDIES

AND SPILL EVERY CUP OF KOOLAID YOU ATTEMPT TO DRINK

I GONNA MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN YOU LITTLE PUNK BITCH *
* I SWEAR ON ME MUM
Last edited Mar 06, 2015 at 07:51PM EST
master of shitposting

more like master of tryharding amirite

You "feigned" the whole thing? So basically


@Girlie

Last edited Mar 06, 2015 at 07:50PM EST

Artyom wrote:

But what about the sword? The story has no meaning to me without it.

He used the sword to type Riff Raff threads.

Rest of story is 5$ DLC

I was mad at the community for making you deactivate, but it turns out this was all just a sick joke?

YOU DIPSHIT!!!

THIS "JOKE" OF YOURS WAS NOT FUNNY!!!

Time for a half-assed rant:
People like you are the cancer killing KYM! I may not come onto riff raff as much, but I know that most shit posters actually have some fucking coherence and standards. But you and some others post without even thinking about what you just typed, and the consequences. Hell, with this stunt you pulled today, you've sunken so low, the water pressure is sure to kill you if you haven't drowned yet.

And probably don't even care about the fact what you have done was absolutely disgusting. I can't believe I felt empathy for you when you deactivated.

…What have I created?

Listen. I just wanted to be a shitty shitposter. I feel like actual shit after seeing the SHIT I've done. KYM. I'm done. Motherfucking Riff Raff is a hell hole.

FUCK MY LIFE. I'm just a spoiled brat.

INB4 Kill yourself you modern-age whiny inbred bitch.

FlargyTheFiller wrote:

…What have I created?

Listen. I just wanted to be a shitty shitposter. I feel like actual shit after seeing the SHIT I've done. KYM. I'm done. Motherfucking Riff Raff is a hell hole.

FUCK MY LIFE. I'm just a spoiled brat.

INB4 Kill yourself you modern-age whiny inbred bitch.

at this point you've dug a hole so deep I literally can't tell if you're being genuine or not anymore

Is it just me or does one of Filler's posts say he's deactivated again?

Oh derp he says he's done in his latest post. I need to learn how to skim things better…

Fuckin' Tryhards trying to pull the same ruse twice.

Last edited Mar 06, 2015 at 10:24PM EST

FlargyTheFiller wrote:

…What have I created?

Listen. I just wanted to be a shitty shitposter. I feel like actual shit after seeing the SHIT I've done. KYM. I'm done. Motherfucking Riff Raff is a hell hole.

FUCK MY LIFE. I'm just a spoiled brat.

INB4 Kill yourself you modern-age whiny inbred bitch.

wow so edgy

Wow filler took shitty shitposts to a whole new level, this is so cringe that its almost memorable. Now I have more appreciation for the riff raffers.

>filler

Last edited Mar 06, 2015 at 11:28PM EST

Inferno wrote:

> Guy deactivates
> Somehow posts this word-feces under same account name 3 hours later
> Name still says "Deactivated"

He deactivated, reactivated this alt to tell us all how much of a lebin rusemaster he was, than re-deactivated.

Skeletor-sm

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