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FUCK FUCK FUCK. WHY I AM NOT A MOD YET? FUCK U ALL, WHY IN THE FLYING FUCK IS TWISTY A MOD? I FUCKIING TAG IMAGES AND CONTRIBUTE THE TO SITE WHILE HE CIRCLEJERKS ON THE IRC. FUCK THIS I AM OUT.

ITT we post the reason why you're not a mod yet. I'll start:

1) Sucking our (mod) dicks won't help you

2) Whining on the IRC won't help you either (only mods asking for more powers can do this and succeed, especially if you are a female)

3) Whining on our walls…well that's pretty patetic so don't do it

What else…?

I'm not a mod because of the brone cabal

vote Chris for mod 2015

#blowingthatdank
#bydankImeanmemes

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Also there are people that are seriously complaining on mods walls? That's low.

Posting on Riff raff?

Oh please, I've been around here longer than most of you and is still a regular user. Even after contributing several to the site I still haven't done any and I've never complained. I'll just keep doing what I do and see what happens.

real top secrrret mod blacklist if u are on this list u can never mod:

I'm not a mod becuz I refuse to become a nazi worshipping brone. When will people realize the brones are only here for death? Obviously the sheeple will only open their eyes when it is too late. #StopNaziBrones2015

I always thought people became mods on KYM by drawing the shortest straw.

TIL: People go onto mod's walls and beg to become one.

I'm not a mod because all I do is shitpost and I don't think that could possibly inspire anyone to mod me.

Unless…

There are mods who exist purely to moderate Riff Raff.

…. Nah, I'm too much of a newb.

im not a mod cause im black

I am happier just being a normie than a mod.
I am the 1%.

I'm not a mod because no one knows I exist.

For being transgender. Wait a second… Natsuru, Fandroid, nvrmind

For being a minority. Wait, Twisty, Verbose, nvrmind

For being gay. Wait, all mods. Nvrmind

Looks like I have no excuse. Also, I shouldn't be whining. There are people like Chris who deeply deserve to be a mod for all his effort on the site yet is never recognized. #Chris4DBMod1974

and because you're german, have a gf and play several sports like table tennis

I'm not a mod because I'm on the secret blacklist used to manage the populace. I'm firmly against people in power making lists of any kind as this could lead them to taking away our penises guns and the rise of Nazis.

I refuse to do a reach around.

Hah. I'm already a mod.

>tfw oldfag mods joking around
>tfw senpai never notices you
>never

I'm not a mod because they know that the world couldn't handle my moderation. If they made me a mod of KYM, it would run so efficiently that memes would expand and consume the entire world. All religions, cultures, ideologies, currencies, and legal systems would be replaced with memes of the dankest calibre. The people of this planet just aren't ready for that; The shock of it would kill them, or drive them insane. I may be the mod KYM deserves, but not the one it needs right now, and I can accept that. In time, perhaps, the people will grow strong enough to handle my moderation, and when that time comes, I will gladly accept the throne. Until then, I will remain sealed in my castle waiting for the meme hero of legend to awaken me when the time is right.

I'm not a mod because Blubber shot me with his epic brone snipper rofl before the cabal could recruit me

>muffinlicious
>white starbucks irc girl

wow muffin you got on the list twice!

only mods asking for more powers can do this and succeed, especially if you are a female)

The fact that this is 100% true almost makes me mad.

This is a KYM mod

This is me

Do you still want to be a mod?

I'm not a mod because I have a life.

My narrow minded reasoning.

But moderating a memesite IS my life! I have ONE, at least!

what a sad life you have there.

There's only one type of mod I wished to be: Forum Mod. Just because this is the place I spent most of the time. Also, I want to know how they feel when they lock a thread :3

Whose fault is it that I'm not a mod?

Are you guys sure this thread isn't a mod begging thread in disguise

I have secret mod powers,so secret that they don't exist.

No it's just a thread to test who has potent mouth game.

I'm not a mod even though I fit the criteria well enough:

• No friends
• No life
• Not black,19,play several sports(like table tennis)
• No gf ;_;
• A puddle of shit due to my behaviour down at the IRC
• No flex zone
• Cares only about memes

I guess I'll just have to try my best to be:

Congrats on being a Media Moderator, Lurk!

wait..
you arent him?

Oh god sorry.
um…
uh..

Hello, how are you?

Reason: being Emerson Grey, apparently.

Even though I've been on this site for over a year, have uploaded more than 50 images and have over 20 friends, I'm still not a mod.

At this point, I'm pretty much ready to give up.

I'm not a mod because I'm white. Curse you affirmative action!!!

RM is jealous of my dope ass SWAG

Ah, yes, I do keep a box of everyone's swag. Here is your box:

im too fucking cool to be a mod

Who are you?

1. It's a job I would rather not have
2. I collect more in un-employment
3. I do this for fun
4. ???
5. Profit

I'm a mod and I'm not black. You're maybe on to something.

well i am not mod becuase after that post i did i think the mods will never accept me as one of them and also i want to be the guy who always get the source when is need

Yeah, knowing how to use punctuation marks is a requirement to form part of the mod team.

don't be rude with that.

Ummm…

I should know that people that are new to Riff Raff don't take that nearly as seriously as they should….