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And I couldn't believe what I saw.
A big giant black cock flying through the air, and I mean, GOOD LORD, this thing was in full flight, just, all on its own, no owner to claim ownership to this monstrously large… thing.
I was horrified by its size and thought it was going to crush me under its weight.
So, running furiously behind a stack of milk cartons, I peaked through the cracks of the make-shift to see what the cock was up to.
And as it seems, a rather unfortunate lady had just turned around the corner, and her eyes popped as big as saucers when her eyes met the giant cock. It didn't seem to be aware of her (at least as much sentience as a cock could muster) but I could see that the woman was cowering in fear.
Suddenly, in almost a blink of an eye, the cock made its move.
And by GOD, it was quick.
Going almost quicker than I could blink, the cock rammed itself head first through the woman, leaving a giant hole in the middle of her abdomen. She fell face first onto the concrete, her eyes still as large as they were when she first saw the cock. In those few seconds, the cock disappeared from sight, but I could sense it was somewhere in the vicinity and I swear, I have never ran so fast in my life than I have today.
So running into my house, I managed to lock the doors and close all open windows until I saw the cock again, this time slowly ascending into the sky and become bigger and bigger as it got higher and higher.
So all in all, a pretty average day, how was your day, Riff-Raff?
And I also managed to get a picture of the thing, here it is:
