Once upon a time there lived a Kiwi called ParticleMare, she was the sluttiest kiwi of all. She would parade around the forums of Know Your Meme and was a bitch to all the people on the site. She had many adoring fans. But there was one faggot that was more whipped and more kiss ass then the rest. The brave Jungle Yiffer. And one day he decided to profess his love to the townspeople of KYM. They laughed at him and called him a bitch.
He decided to backpedal his ass all the way back and pretended like he was not infatuated with the she beast, but secretly he planned a trip to Middle Earth New Zealand to find his love.
What will come of our brave White Knight?
