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Blue Screen Of Death has been kidnapped by Sam.Blue was walking through the street listening to shit music,and then Sam came in with her van and kidnapped Blue.And is now being held in her basement.Right now Blue has to play shitty games and listen to even shittier music and do something else I don't know.Nobody gives a fuck.

Edit:No wait it's Samekichi

Edit2:It's Both actually.

One less brone on KYM

and the answer is still no.

I am not in love with Sam.

My tsundere meter is off the charts

This just in! Jungle Yiffer attempts to cheat on Sam with Girlie (unsuccessfully (I hope)):

When will the netorare and cheating stop?

I am not saying thase because I'm not in love,I'm saying this because I am not hiding anything about myself.

Warriorman keeps rejecting all those sluts. The amount of (spirit) pussy he attracts is unmatched.

I broke free.

Sam needs to learn how to tie a knot….and lock doors….and generally make an effort

>make an effort.

We all lack in that department. (Mostly me.)

I think Sam has taken control of Blue's account.

Yes. It is true. I am Sam!

I have died the brone and inherited his power. Tremble before my new modly might!

My first course of action will be to ban Don, and then ban memes, and then ban Jungle Yiffer. Muhahahahaha!

My plan worked flawlessly

@Blue
FAKE!Real Sam speaks like a Tooooootallly Valley Girl.