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THE UNEXPANDED MASSES,
THEY CANNOT TAKE THE JUDGEMENT DONG!
GIVE UP YOUR DICKS FOREVER,
THEIR VOICES WON'T BE HEARD AT ALL!

DISPLAY OBEDIENCE,
WHILE HAVING NO STYLE AND NO GRACE,
AND BLINDLY EXPAND ALLEGIANCE,
LET LANKY KONG CONTROL YOUR MIND!
(LET LANKY KONG CONTROL YOUR SOUL!)

LIVE IN THE DANKNESS,
AND EXPAND YOUR HAPPINESS,
WHEN ALL YOUR KARMA IS THE REAL COST,
EXPANDING CEASES, YOUR DONG IS LOST!

DON'T YOU WORRY, YOU'LL BE SHITPOSTING ON HERE TOO!
I GIVE MY PEOPLE THE DONGS THEY NEED!
THE DANKEST WILL SUCCEED!

FLAME WARS WILL BURN IN YOUR DEFEAT!
AND THIS WHOLE THREAD IS OBSOLETE!
MAKING LONG, THE DONGERS OF SOCIETY!

COLLECTIVE DONGCIOUSNESS CONTROLLED, YOU WILL SEE!

[looks around]

Hmm…. This looks like the perfect thread to sell my weed.

I would like to purchase 1 marijuana please.

Do you wanna buy some death sticks?

Of course!

But…

[narrows eyes]

You have to pay first.

Uh… right… I mean, obviously. I've totally done this loads of times so I definitely know that the right amount of money for 1 marijuana is… uh…

Oops I dropped my wallet. Why don't you ring me through while I pick it up? You do ring me through right?

…. Fine.

*shit, forgot to ask how much it cost*

Uuuuuuhhhhh… sooooo… here's $100, that's enough.. right?

Bro, this is some Grade A weed I got here. Y'gotfa cough up a little more than that.

Haha… I was uh… just messing with you… obviously… yeah…

So here's $500?

WASH AWAY THE ENTRIES.

HERE I STAND BENEATH THE DANK AND SOOTHING MEMES
THE DOWNVOTES GENTLY FALLING ON OP!
WASH AWAY THE HASHTAGS ALL THE STAINS OF DON
BUT THERE'S NO NEW ENTRIES THERE'S ONLY DON INSIDE.

IN THE THREAD AND SINKING DEEPER,
INTO THE DANKEST SHITE,
AND IT DELIVERS!
LIKE A FLOOD OF MEMES!
POURING DOWN ON ME!
AND IT WILL NOT LET UP
UNTIL THE DON IS NEAR!

AND IT DEADPOOLS!
WITH THE DANKEST MEMES!
IN MY FINAL SHITPOST!
AND IT WILL NEVER REST
UNTIL THE MODS ARE NEAR!
UNTIL IT FIND MY MEMES HAVE DISAPPEARED!
MY MEMES DISAPPEAR!

AND TOGETHER WE'LL SUCCEED FOR THE MEMES
RULES OF DONGERS!
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE DON COMES UP
WITH THEIR ENTRIES ON LINE (ONLINE!)
WO-OH-OH (NO DEADPOOL!)
GOTTA FOLLOW THE MEMES OF LIFE!

You don't want to sell me death sticks

You should work for KYM.

Hello fellow drug users my name is Joe Inconspicuous. Would you like to buy or sell maryjewwanna, Heroewin or cracked cuckcane in my presence? Please enunciate clearly to my chest for no particular reason your intentions to participate in drugs. Do not fear. This is definitely not an FBI sting.

I don't want to sell you death sticks.

you want to go home and rethink your life

I wanna go home and rethink my life.

I didn't die for this.

That'll do….. For now.

wtf

"People having fun in a thread I think sucks!? Not on my watch! Hahaha locked that'll learn those fuckers!"

PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! THIS IS A STING!

*Pulls out Handuffs*

You have the right to remain silent! Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law! You have the right to an attorney, in the event that you cannot afford an attorney one will be provided for you!

DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOUR RIGHTS!?

Oh Shit! It's the Popo!