hello fellow edgers I'm here to talk about the devil named drugs and alcohol. honestly, i pity people who go out and have a good time with their friends and have a couple drinks. i would never put those poisons into my body, instead i spend all day on the computer eating carrot sticks.
we all know alcohol is a dangerous and mysterious substance that forces you to have fun. these people don't know what real fun is, real fun is feeling superior to others without really doing anything.
being straight edge is considerably easier when you don't have any friends to peer pressure you into doing drugs. i mean people who have friends are pretty pitiable imo. i mean who needs other people to have fun? i have fun all by myself by listening to minor threat and watching bruce lee clips on youtube.
people who drink alcohol and do drugs have fake fun,their brain releases chemicals to MAKE them have fun unlike real fun where your brain also releases chemicals but it's different i assure you.
yeah, people who do drugs are fake, man. i'm convinced they are aliens who can withstand poisons and release extra pheromones so that girls find those troglodytes more attractive than me. i mean when a potential mate sees me or one of those "fake" guys they never choose me. if you had to choose between an outgoing person who attends different social events and is open to new experiences or a preachy nerd who looks down on others because of things they choose to do to their own bodies, the choice is clear.
so yeah, kick back relax and let's talk about society degradation at the hands of elicit substances.
