[looks at watch]
alright i think enough time has passed.
ahem,
Sup bros, it's ya boy Cappy B. I'm gonna shoot up the local mall in the name of memes.
I'll run in there pop off a couple rounds and be all "much blood shed, very trenchcoat". Once the police come and start to shoot at me i'll do a couple of combat rolls while returning fire and be like "thanks obama". i'll run in the bathroom and before taking the coward's way out i will appreciate the feels and kill myself with a bazinga from the epic blubbe sniper rifle.