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The last couple of weeks I have been constantly confronted with these goddamn SJWs. These encounters are really getting on my nerves. They're just aiming to make my life a living hell. Damn those SJWs, damn them all. Here are some of the ways they've been terrorizing me.

- Last week some SJWs broke into my house and removed the lids of all my soda cans. How am I supposed to drink my soda now?
- Two weeks ago while I was doing my groceries, several SJWs lifted up my car and turned it 90 degrees, so that my car got a ticket for wrong parking.
- 3 days ago a SJW opened my garden fence and made my dog escape. My dog then ran to the front yard and took a piss all over my petunias.
- Yesterday 2 SJWs hacked my computer and made an embaressing post under my account on an online internet forum. It completely ruined my image.
- The day before yesterday I was ding-dong ditched by a SJW.
- A week and a half ago I was watching tv and these 3 SJWs just kept changing the channel with a different remote while standing outside of my house. Do you have any idea how annoying that was?
- A group of SJWs has been raiding my mailbox by throwing the morning newspaper in a puddle in front of my house this entire week. I constantly have to wait for the paper to dry first and it smells when reading it.

How are the authorities letting these SJWs get away with all this? Surely I'm not the only one suffering from this. How is it going for everyone else here?

SOUNDS LEGIT

"- Yesterday 2 SJWs hacked my computer and made an embaressing post under my account on an online internet forum. It completely ruined my image."
Being a Know Your Meme mod isnt embarrasing enough?

Not more embarrassing than being burned on by you, tho.

it was I randomman, i did it all, i entered your house and left the lights on to make your electric bill more expensive, i left your fridge open at night, and i stole your parking spot multiple times.

You see, this is all partof the SJW feminazi agenda of doxxin all KYM mods so they ban Gamergate forever off the site, and we dont plan to stop any time soon unless you ban GG.

#REKT

SJWs doxxed me and sold my organs off to mafia dealers who owned casinos. After I managed to stuff my dicks back into my lungs, I managed to get back onto my feet and run to the nearest shop and proceed to smash into the wall with my nose. It broke the counter but after some time I managed to make a new television set and then when I saw it, I knew it was coming after me. The thing, the thing related to the thing that I was afraid of. Afraid of memes, I ran back into the cupboard, with a small scar on my head. It began to tear me apart, Lisa, but I knew what had to be done, so karate kicking into my car's door, I ripped off the sockets and began to do my epic meme posting which began in a small town called Nowhere.
And that was the story of how I survived an encounter with SJWs.

>yiffer rekt someone
what has the world come to
when yiffer rekts

When SJWs come after me, I just hide in the Good Shitposter bunker. Course, since I'm a Black Pansexual girl, it doesn't happen too often to me….

But I'm also cis, so they have something against me..

Damn you SJWs…

Just today I made a thread on this online internet forum and this SJW just barged and and #rekt me.

Fuck those SJWs.

@RandomMan
>calling someone you hate a SJW regardless whatever or not they fit the critera
What are you,a closet GamerGator?

jesus yiffer is on a killing spree today

Local mod gets rekt by a shitposter.

- SJWs made me wait at an airport for 5 hours straight.

Oh now you are asking for help?
Oh what a taste of medicine you careless tyrant.

You glorious bastard, been laughing at this for like 10 minutes

oh damn

SJWs told me Santa ain't real :_(

Yesterday a total SJW cop gave me a speeding ticked even though I was only going like, 50 over the limit. Seriously, fucking SJWs.

>2013
>Avoid going outside to prevent offending people with my cis-privilege
>Start playing online multiplayer video games
>Only politically correct games may be played on politically correct computers manufactured by government-owned facilities
>All characters are non-white and sexually ambiguous
>Games cannot begin until there is a sufficient amount of diversity on the server
>Loading screens have reminders to check your privilege as tips
>The amount of privilege you have determines what effects you have, with low-privileged people getting bonuses and high-privileged people getting penalties
>As a white male, I do almost no damage and my controls randomly cut out, but it's ok, I put up a bit of a fight in order to make things entertaining for oppressed opponents
>Accidentally kill a black transgendered furry pedophile who was very low on health
>Sirens with lights on top of my monitor go off along with pepper spray being shot in my eyes
>Game demands that I remain seated until the Privilege Police arrive to administer justice
>what have I done?

>implying that there's anything but communism in Yurp, much less SJWs.

sjws filled my box of honey nut cheerios with regular cheerios

They drank all my milk so now I have nothing left for my cheerios.

SJWs ruined my balanced breakfast.

a sjw told me to delete system32 and now my computer is broken

MY INTERNET IS SLOW FUCK SJWS

SJWs got on my lawn.

They made me experience high tide

I bet the sjws did this.

SJWS TOOK MY TENDIES

FUCKING SJWS

I started a campaign against the Rhodoks. After a long and bloody battle, my army conquered Almerra Castle. Of course, I gave the castle to myself as a fief. Gotta reward myself for all the hard work, after all.

However, as I moved on to the next Rhodok castle, a FUCKING ARMY OF SJWS FROM THE KINGDOM OF TUMBLRIA CAME AND STOLE IT. FUCKING SJWS.

Goddamn thase SJW's they are responsible for this shitty thread.

the SJWs came to my work place and didn't buy ANYTHING

Those SJWs poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!

SJWs had the audacity to take me on a romantic date. They bought me flowers, chocolates, and took me out to dinner. It was going perfectly, then when we reached my home, they had the NERVE to give me a good night kiss! UGH!

Still waiting for them to call me back.

SJW's spanked me and said it was for the good of the nation.

I called out galvin the troll for harrasing me and a SJW mod suspended me.

SJWs kicked sand into my potato salad this morning.

SJWs killed my family.

They did?

SJW took my Plan Z and stole the KK Formula.

SJW's responded to my comment about large breasts, and they banned me for calling said SJWs (in this case, Galvin,) a troll, which he clearly is.

no…

BUT ARE WE JUST GONNA WAIT AROUND UNTIL THEY DO!!?