Hello Riff Raff, is time for all you Ace Defectives Detectives to solve a mystery.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
Our clues are:
- His gas bill
- A note saying his moustache is faggy & gay
- Dirty chicken tendies
LETS SOLVE THIS MYSTERY!
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Feb 21, 2015 at 07:32PM EST.
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Hello Riff Raff, is time for all you Ace Defectives Detectives to solve a mystery.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
Our clues are:
LETS SOLVE THIS MYSTERY!
IT WAS ME BARRY!
Why are you so sure that Hitler committed suicide if there are no clues directly pointing to it?
MScratch wrote:
Why are you so sure that Hitler committed suicide if there are no clues directly pointing to it?
How are we sure that YOU'RE not Hitler?
>dirty chicken tendies
IT WAS ME
THAT FUCKING NORMIE ATE ALL MY TENDIES
I COULDN'T TAKE IT
HE ALREADY TOOK MY MEMES
BUT NO ONE TAKES MY FUCKING TENDIES
I SENT HIM THE NOTE THE GASSED THE FUCKER
FOR THE TENDIIIIIEEEESSSS!!!!
MScratch wrote:
Why are you so sure that Hitler committed suicide if there are no clues directly pointing to it?
Elementary my dear Scratch, we need to go deeper
Sir Soundwave wrote:
IT WAS ME BARRY!
Was admitting it was you a part of your plan?|
Look Professor! On the back of the note, it shows a recipe for…. CHICKEN TENDIES!?!?
unusedusername wrote:
Look Professor! On the back of the note, it shows a recipe for…. CHICKEN TENDIES!?!?
Great, seems like he tried to make his own tendies, THAT MAKES THE RED HAZED FROG JUST A KILLER!
He could have been poisoned and lying on the floor, as he got gassed by the red hazed frog.
WE'RE MAKING PROGRESS!
HOLD IT!
How did the victim take the supposed "Murderer" TENDIES if he was making his own?? The victim clearly made terrible Chicken tenders, as the name States "Dirty Chicken Tendies", so why did he want them?
hitler never commited suicide he escaped to argentina to live his life out in comfort while his men were tried for phony war crimes.
unusedusername wrote:
HOLD IT!
How did the victim take the supposed "Murderer" TENDIES if he was making his own?? The victim clearly made terrible Chicken tenders, as the name States "Dirty Chicken Tendies", so why did he want them?
The plot thickens.
RECAP
New leads:
We still have many loose threads in this thread of SOLVING MYSTERIES.
alsohitlerdidnothingwrong
You fools, it was so simple the whole time! I have the answer! Hitler did kill himself, but only because… HE KNEW HIS REPLACEMENTS WERE WAITING!
KYM attempting to solve anything
He is not dead.
He just went to the moon… waiting.
well of course he died if he had to deal with dirty tendies
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