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Riff Raff has hit an all-time low. More shit threads are being made and locked than ever. It's not even about "original" jokes or recycle topics anymore…. It's just…,
BAD.
How are we good Christians Shitposters supposed to cope with this? Will we ever feel the joy of reading a good thread anymore?
We may never know, but at least we can remove ourselves from the situation.
Here is a safe haven from teh bad threads:

It used to be my regret shelter, but since I think that Sonic Fanart thread is my greatest accomplishment and I won't be regretting it any time soon, I decided to repurpose it.

As you can see, our shelter is a bit barren. Feel free to furnish it, put in some glorious pc games, weird ass Japanese vending machines… Customize it however you like. The shelter is like a TARDIS, it is much bigger inside than it is out. In fact, it has infinite space.

Also, do not be fooled. It may LOOK like an unfinished basement, but it is simply an illusion to scare off plebs. Inside it looks much better, like a REC room, and it has superb electricity, heating, water, etc….
We also have surprisingly good wifi down there.

The question I am left with after this is, does the resort have memes??

Regular memes, dank memes, pristine memes, researched memes…. The whole shebang! Why wouldn't it?

Ironically this is a bad thread.

I think you should reread your profile man.

I'm just pointing out the truth :^)

I created this thread to preserve the sanity of mah homies. And if you can't appreciate that, then fine, go out there. Leave this shelter. But when you do, you'll find that it's a harrrrrd, harrrrd world out there. Leave this shelter and be faced with the shit, and the ORGINAL JOKES, and the bad satire, and if you lose your mind, trust me, it ain't my problem any more, kiddo. You'll be homeless, and tired, and hungry for good shitposting, and you wish your mommy was there but she can't because she got hit by a bus when you were only three years old. And boy won't you wish I'd let you back in this shelter. But I won't, cause you weren't there for the fam. If I have the burn the bridge I gots with you I'll do in a heartbeat.

>tfw no gir allowed

Back on topic, I'll be sure to bring enough doritos and mountain dew to last us all for at least a year. If we run out of delicious MLG rations then we'll have to start cannibalizing each other, starting with users with the lowest net bunker karma (basically just like regular karma, but only counting karma awarded while inside the bunker. Sorry Minty).

Got my daily chuckle, now I don't have to post on Riff-Raff for the rest of the day.

Can an unoriginal jokester like myself join you?

….
….
Alright.

But only if you make…. Donations.

Don't feel too bad, it's how I pay the bills for the bunker. Gotta support the fam after all.

Ok

Sorry I didn't respond right away, was busy selling crack by the corner store I mean buying our latest addition to the bunker.

I knew you'd understand! :D You'll be the first to see our new panty machines!

White guy not included.

Jesus Christ, that has to be the rattiest rat-stache I have ever seen in my entire life…

We need to track this man down and bring him to the bunker.

Sounds good. I'm in. I brought Pepe with me.

….. Guys, I think I dun goofed. This guy has to be Mexican. At least a little.

…. Er, greeting Pumbloom! You can put Pepe in our new pool!

we already live in an unfinished basement. It's under our parents' house.

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No tryhards allowed, nerd.

@Girlie

If this bunker has all the memes, you need a better pool.

Mrs Girlie it has come to my understanding that we have no entertainment, may I suggest we start a memey band?

First, I'm announcing that we now have a computer lounge.

Now..

@Orginal
Sure, go ahead!

@RandomMan
Thanks for finding the meme pool! :D

>meme shitposters
>meme shitposters huddling into sealed underground bunker
>"and it has superb electricity, heating, water, etc…."
>yeah it'll have a good gas supply you little fucks

You wanna gas my internet family you little punk? Choose your answer wisely or I might just knock yo neo-nazi ass into the Southern Hemisphere.

Even though large tracts of KYM and many old and famous threads have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Gestapo and all the odious apparatus of Nazi rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in the comments, we shall fight in the generals and serious discussions, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in JFF, we shall defend our board, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the forum games, we shall fight on the troll threads, we shall fight on keks and in teh lulz, we shall fight in the IRC; we shall never surrender!

>Nazi untermensch
>Germany
>Overrated cheap gas
>Sanctions
>Forgetting glorious Motherland closed off the gas supply in reply

Not even a page in and you are attempting to squeeze donations out of people. You make a better Reimu than me.

Adding Bean Bags

Link to good shitpost

@Girlie

Sorry I couldn't understand that, probably because I don't speak umbochunganese

@Dr. Coolface

stfu u fat basterd, you couldn't fight your way out of a paper bag

@arr em

Good, I'd rather gas myself with my own farts than buy that cheap bolshevik excuse for Zyklon B

This thread went downhill fast…

This used to be a SHELTER from bad threads…

Then everything changed when the Nazis attacked…..

In other words….

LAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Someone, detain him so the bunker can live on!

Also, vending machine.

I don't shitpost, but I was bored so I made you guys a profile badge :3

We're not professional shitposters.
We're just plain shit.

HECK YEAH! :D Thanks Inferno!

Do you guys have bathrooms?

Yeah, it's called Riff-Raff.

This is honestly the lowest and shittiest tier of attempted humor I have ever seen on the internet since I first discovered it's existence.
I have laughed at many many things in my life. I sat through two girls one cup in tears of joy it was so hilarious.
You'd think someone that can laugh at people eating feces would be able to laugh at someone making a joke.
No. These are not jokes and they are not fucking funny.

I am now completely aware of why I have always denied this board a click.
It's not because I'm one of the oldest fuckers around here, it's not because ten year olds hang out there and it's not because everyone says not to go there.
It's because it's complete shit.
Complete.
Fucking.
Shit.

Oh and please get it out of my KYM. Click the little box next to your post, op. On the right side you will find a "Delete" button.
Click it.

Looks like I need to get a jimmies-restorer installed soon.

I love unironically shitposting ironically.

I'll bring the butter.

So I pee and shit everywhere?

It's called shitposting for a reason.

Can I bring my Yee?

Hell yeah you can bring your Yee!

@Tuna

I will now proceed to use the bathroom.

Yiffer made a thread where downvotes rain from the sky.

The bad thread ride is not over yet.

[eye twitches]

That's alright. Wanted to show you guys the new mess hall anyways.

You are still adding decor? Well then, why not add a pool table indoor swimming pool?