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I have heard the word of Don, he has told me something sacred
The 10 commandments of riff raff!
He says:
I am the the Lord Don, who brought you out of 4chan, out of the land of slavery.
You shall have no other memes before me.
You shall not make for yourself an image in the form of anything in KYM above or on Riff Raff beneath or in the shit threads
You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I, the Lord your Don, am a jealous Admin, punishing the memers for the sin of the parents to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me, but showing love to a thousand generations of those who love me and keep my commandments.
You shall not misuse the name of Don, for Don will not hold anyone guiltless who misuses his name.
Remember the Sabbath day by keeping it memey. Six days you make good threads without stupid ideas or mediocre shitposts and do all your work, but the seventh day is a sabbath to Don. On it you shall not shitpost, neither you, nor your son or daughter, nor your male or female servant, nor your animals, nor any foreigner residing in your towns. For in six days Don made the shitposts and the unfunny pictures, the memes, and all that is in them, but he rested on the seventh day. Therefore Don blessed the Sabbath day and made it holy.
Honor your Mods and your Sources, so that you may live long in the land the Lord your God is giving you.
You shall not copy
You shall not commit fun ruining.
You shall not be a brone or furry
You shall not make Particle Mare a slut
You shall not meme on your neighbor’s house. You shall not meme on your neighbor’s wife, or his male or female servant, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor.
This is what don says
If you break these rules you will be banished to hell where you will forever shitpost awful threads.
Please convert to Donism for the sake of memes.
Thank you
