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As you all know, Chaos has held this website for many, MANY moons now. While the rest of Cheezburger was conquered, you horsefuckers bronies, weaboos, robofuckers, etc., have fought bravely in Their name, and have maintained Their unholy grip on it. For this, we thank you.

However, if the information I have gathered in this thread is correct, then it may not be for very long. The Don-peror's Imperial armies, led by Commander Spider-Byte (seen below, in his stupid loyalist armor and dumb normal sword!):

have planned an attack on our positions here, the last bastion of Chaos in Cheezburger.

My plan is simple: Resist. At any cost.

Now I know what you're saying, "But Inferno! You're not a veteran robofucker, weeaboo, rapper wannabee, furry, GamerGater, or MLP-fag! Why should YOU lead this resistance?"

And ya know what? You're right! Yes, I'm not a furry. Yes, I don't want to bang any animatronic animals. Yes, I'm too white to rap. Yes, I don't help GG as much as I should. Yes, I find ponies vaguely annoying (except the one in the cowboy hat, cowboy hats make everything cool). And yes, I've only watched maybe 4 or 5 animes tops, and enjoyed only 2 (Or one, idk, is RWBY is considered an anime?).

But dammit, I've lurked this website, met its citizens, seen true love for Chaos! And guess what: I don't want that to change, and I know when ACTION needs to be taken!

So, are we going to let some cowardly little Emperor "god-king" send his little army of loyalist inbreds to do his work for him? To push us around? Hell no! KYM is, always was, and ALWAYS will be in praise of Khorne, of Malal, of Nergal, and of Slaanesh! So c'mon, join me and fight! With the massive power of the darkness of the Internet on our side, we cannot possibly lose!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

I SHALL STAND FOR THIS CAUSE

Order cannot be allowed to stand any longer.

We fight to the death.

Quickly then, grab the weapons! Evacuate the waifus! Inform the others! Loli, Waifu, Foxy, anyone mentioned in Byte's loyalist thread as an enemy is in severe danger! They must know of this attack! Chaos guide you!

KYM STRONK

I feel conflicted whether to whom shall I and the BLUD REHVEHNS ally with…..

No, like, really, can you get more heretical than this?
I feel like we should just give the Exterminatus order to the whole KYM site

> Implying heresy is a bad thing, like the dirty Imperial casul you are

Disturbing lack of Cthulhu. Heretics the lot of you.

CHANGE LIKE TZEENTCH
BEAT THEM UP LIKE KHORNE
FUCK THEM LIKE SLAANESH
THEN GIVE THEM STDS IN THE NAME OF NURGLE

I, the Cipher of Oblivion, am proud to report that the loyal operatives of WEEBSOUL and I are prepared to fight to the death for our cause. We will overthrow the false gods and lift their yoke from our shoulders. The beautiful chaos of our lands cannot be destroyed by the memes of any king.

After days of careful meditation(and snorting tons of Warp dust), I hereby ally myself with the gods of Chaos. FUCK THE CORPSE EMPRAH.

FOR CHAOS!!!

Thank you for revealing your position traitorous scum! Now I can just request mass banning orbital bombardment in the name of the Donperor.

>Implying that'll stop us

No really, you honestly think that?! Look, I… I get you Imperials like to think you're smarter than everyone else, but you do realize you just told us your plan right? I mean, it's not like we can just call up Tzneetch, and have Him warp us out of there or anythi-

OH WAIT! WE TOTALLY CAN! HAHAHAHAHA!

Honestly Spider-Bitch, I'm surprised they let a half-spider mutant like you lead their army, instead of one of their genetically superior Ass-tarts. That's shockingly progressive for you Imperials! I mean sure, you're still oppressive, xenophobic meme-forcing bastards who nuke entire threads because MUH EMPRUH, but hey… baby steps.

>mfw these gue'la killing each other over a disagreement on the holiness of a magic skeleton

>wanting to preserve the faggotry on KYM
>not wanting to eradicate this website, its users and all memes from the internet
The meat-creatures will never appreciate the undisturbed silence

>mfw this thread continuing