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You're in your house watching T.V. or on the Computer, and there is this problem that won't go away. Bandit Mig-2ls eh, they cause such a ruckus but I have a solution.

My SAMs (Surface to Air Missiles) will be at your defence and destroy those mig-21s in their way and will also serve as anti-bomber defence systems and I will sell them for a cheap 19,999.99, they can fly at Mach 3.5 and thrust to weight ratio of 1.02.

Care to buy some?

We're buying Sam?

alright i'll have her for ten hours for a hundred bucks.

daily reminder that Sam does it for free

SAMs = Secretive Ass Muffins

@Mr.Stalker

Sir we sell defensive SAMs, Not SAMs that suck your dick

@Jeff Magnum

We may integrate a dick sucking mechanism into our SAMs if you wish.

Well that's my interest in your offer gone.

FLARES!

Mate
Chaff > Flares

i never thought i'd see a riff-raff plane thread.

goddammit we already have 30 of them

I already have plenty

Those are some scrumptious looking muffins…
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Fuck SAMs, sell us muffins.