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for those who are newer to KYM, Captain blubber is our second most useless Database mod, dangerous alcoholic, substance abuser, soon to be felon Convict, Canadian, shitposting expert and overall a mistake of nature, you can find his profile here

ask him anything in this thread, yes, anything, weather its serious or not, neither i or blubber care.

edit: he said he promised his responses will be srs guys, isnt blubber´s word the most valuable thing?.

What is your inspiration?

What binary system do you come from.

how big is your meat
what is the worse thing you have done (besides joining this site)
what's your favorite movie
what is the meaning of life
have you ever killed a man
does you mother love you
do you have a healthy relationship with yeezus

Who is best user?

Who is worst user?

What are the chances you will suspend this entire thread?

Who was phone?

Will you kindly bless my dong?

If any of these get too personal for your taste, feel free to skip them.
In all seriousness, what has made you into what you are? I mean, the signature non-serious shitposting moderator you are.
What sites were you on often before KnowYourMeme?
Do you have any role models?
I suppose I can think of more later, or just leave it at that.

what is ur favorite meme?

You now have TWO AMA threads.

How does this make you feel?

now we can see how 2 years of KYM have made his brain cancer worse.

Why do you keep oppressing me with your thread locking and suspensions?

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Am I the most useless DB? :3

How do you shitpost so well with such amazing frequency?

Why don't you admit that i am the best maymay-er ever?

What question are you waiting for before you answer?

How many weeaboos do you eat daily?

your list of music in that ama sux'd, other then like SBTRKT
how do you feel about that list now, and that ama as a whole

How much woowood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

What can we do? When will this crime wave end? How will we defeat the evil? Why am I asking YOU all these questions? Mermaid Man, where are you?

Are you actually going to answer these questions?

And if you will, do you plan on answering them through suspensions?

A true question!
Would you suspend me plz Blubber?