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All the cool kids have waifus.But I don't have one.How do I get a waifu and become cool?

Search for any cartoon, anime, videogame or whatever.

Search for cute girls, who look or have qualities you like, and they you done! You have a waifu!

Watch some chinese cartoons and pick a girl that is the least bad.

Here you go

You have to watch a "really good" animu like boku no pico and pic one that you fapped to. Make sure to ask permission from her first though. :^)

You don't "get" a waifu. It's a natural progress.

As a volunteer of the Waifu Distribution Program, you will receive a coupon for 1 (one) free waifu*!

*No purchase necessary. Upon receiving the coupon you are entitled at least 1 or more suspension(s) from a mod and a custom title of "fucking weeb"

Here's how you get one

1. dedicate 10 years of your laifu to pray for your waifu
2. sacrifice a cat to the author of your favorite animu
3. say desu over 9000 times

then your waifu will appear in front of you

1. Join the secret society of weebs.
2. Fap to kawaii anime girls.
3. Measure how far your essence flies.
4. The anime girl that made it fly the farthest is your waifu.
5. ???
6. Profit.

1. Get a mirror and a candle
2. Light the candle
3. Go to the mirror with the candle
4. Say "My waifu" three times

If it works she will appear behind you!

Go find her, your waifu is somewhere on this planet.

OH GOD THE CUTENESS WHAT HAVE YOU DO-

Walk up to girls and press (A)

Reject every waifu that comes up to you.

The love guru has spoken.

You can buy them where most anime collectibles are sold.

You can have this one