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-Google "free toolbars" and download everything you can get.
-Download fuckton of things from Cnet Download and check all the boxes.
-Download bonzi buddy

That's all.

Edit:Oh and here's a accurate representation of your computer after this.

you can also paint it red

Make sure to set all system text to comic sans and all colors in to a pink red mix for maximum speed

1. Type in Ram in google.
2. Find Ram. examples:

3. Download
4. Congrats! You now have moar ram. Enjoy uber fast PC!

Delete system 32. That helps a ton! Also, download "free games" (EXEs work the best) to improve your speed!

Disabling the anti-virus always helps, as it just makes your computer lag!

so fast

guy's!!!
don't beleive deleting system32!!
i deleted it and now my computer doesnt work anymore :((((
i had to write this on a typewriter :(

>2015
>Not deleting ur SysWOW64 folder
>ISHYGDDT

>Using Windows
Fucking pleb, use linux, and install Gentoo™

clean out the bloody dust

Purchase all DLC

If you paint it purple, the NSA or anybody else won't be able to find you since purple is the sneakiest.

Don't forget to wash your motherboard with lots of soapy water at least twice a week! It gets really dirty with all those cookies and bytes of data it processes!

>2015
>using le meme arrows
>they're not green
>ISHYGDDT

I forgot one.

-Have two Anti-Viruses running at the same time.