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riff-raff is nearing the end of it's business quarter for meme production and distribution.

let's go over our wins and losses

wins:
- the start-up meme of the lube it up pug
- the very popular "get memed on"
- there are users who refuse to post here

losses
- gamergate still going on
- brones aren't dieing

please discuss our quarterly earnings and projected meme developments for the next year in this board meeting.

Is furfaggotry win or lose?

big loss

suspensions will go up by at least 13% next quarter if it keeps up.

Ah fuck…
hides le furfaggotry
How about those goat memes? Are we still producing them?

you are looking for the jff offices.

Hmm…
removes idea bout goats
Well there's ebola-chan. How much did we profit from that?

Sir I think our memes have been rather low quality.

I predict great advances in meme usage in the next quarter although even this will do little to satisfy Don Goldenstein Kosher Cohen's thirst for more.

We should take old memes like "oh my god", "I cant believe its not butter" and "are we there yet?" And recycle reword repackage remaster them into hot new internet phrases

The true question is, Blubber…..

Can you believe it isn't meme?

I think we need to work on improving thread length next quarter. We still haven't beat out those /general/ fags and their 100 page long threads. Maybe increasing the number of double, tripple, and bump postings will help. :^)

Y'all faggots tryna force yeh memes here are hella stupid. I mean, like seriously,

What the fuck is wrong with you dipshits, even 9gag has better memes then Riff-Raff, I mean, it's not hard to create le ebin OC, you weak-ass shit heads should get out

And if you agree, you're a meme fag who deserves to RIP in pussy :^)

If we want to create more memes, we need better meme makers. All the ones we currently have are shit, so we should ban some of them, so the others become scared and make better memes.

Has i anger mods by doing nothing wrong been a hinderance to meme production? also we need to produce more dank memes.

While we have had a number of quality Riff-Raff Memes in this last quarter[1] The overall quality of threads has drastically decreased[2]. Our plan for Q1 2015 must include increased curation of riff-raff threads, so that riff-raff only archives the best shitpost content available. To address this, I propose a few steps to take

• Influence of the IRC[3] must increase. The IRC has crafted the most quality memes and ousted the lowest-quality ones. Their input is crucial to the upkeep of quality on this board.
• A strict "dead-horse-beating" policy must be enforced. Subjects like "good fffriggin X" are dead because of an abundance of poor threads overdoing it around the same time. With a dead horse rule, the lifetime of a riff-raff meme could be extended drastically.
• If all else fails, /ban @all.

[1] You just got memed on, See More on Know Your Meme (technically a JFF thread that was appropriated for riff-raff purposes), Are bronys dieing (another well-appropriated meme)

[2] A thread that sucks, Duuu?

[3] IRC

The best solution is to have a performance evaluation of each user, which of course will be conducted by me.

I have an idea, how about we lock the Pokemon Gallery! That would give us hueg profits!

Has dong expanded sufficiently?

Definitely. The expansion is so hueg, we doubled our profit in a single second!

I don't know guise. Maybe we need to appeal to the younger market by retrofitting older memes. Does anyone have an old "lol cat" laying around?

Found it!
I guess it's time to sell these fuckers to the kids. Those hot pockets will be good as ours

(Not so) BREAKING NEWS, GUYS! IRC HAS CREATED MAYMAYS. This will be good for our stock.