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are you aware of the fact that you are currently playing the most realistic RPG while you are stuck in permanent first person view mode , and you can't save , or restart .

1. Build a device that connects a tripod to a belt around your waste.
2. Put a camera on the tripod.
3. Position the camera so that it points in your direction from a few feet above and behind you.
4. Wear electronic goggles that stream the feed from the camera.
You are now in third person view.

At least we have taunt spam.

repeatedly assumes mocking pose

too much water 7.8/10

Yes "playing"

Waste
Not Waist
Trash
Not Abdomen

But I would never make a mistake like that!
Could it be… them!?

no hud
no tutorial
hard to level up
decent motion controls
no story
70% water
5/10

Shitty pay to win game
no goals
limited time
poor piss people have to get lucky or grind
can level down
map travelling too long, no quick travelling
no specialized school for disabled full of girls
3/10

Graphics are awesome, draw distance is insane
Stupidly ambiguous
Early game is boring as hell, mid-to-end game isn't much better
School mechanics are terrible
Every save file is a different difficulty; you could have piss-easy or downright impossible
On-disc DLC is horrendous, and sneaky players can hack in
The most fun things to do are illegal
Too much water
Combat mechanics take forever to learn
NPCs can either be friendly or murderous, which sucks
The in-game media is constantly making you feel like shit
Best landscapes are always too far, take hours to DAYS to reach
Story mode is stupidly long; who would play for 65+ years?!
Relationships are more difficult than Battletoads combined with Land of the Livid Dead
7/10
Extremely flawed, but awesome when you get the hang of it

The dialogue is boring.
The controls are hard 2 learn.
The NPCs are stupid.
Far too many hackers playing.
When you try to quit, they always start a new drama scenario.
Loading the next day takes too long.
Action sequences always drain your batteries.

tl;dr – I can't wait for next gen to get here.

amazing?
i say awful, i mean it takes 18 years to learn the basic and even then you are not told everything
although i do like the "no hand holding" thing this is to much

6/10 like dark souls without the fun

-Shitty dialogue
-Retarded NPCs
-Boring at first
-No fast travel
-Boring story
-Long-ass tutorial(18 years? seriously?)
-Hard to level up
-Shitty combat
-Easy to die
-No HUD
-Hard to earn money
-Easy to spend money
-Can only quit in certain places
+Awesome graphics
+Realistic as fuck
+Fast updates
+Insane FPS
+Easy controls
-Too much water
8.5/10

FPS may be good, but sometimes there is insane lag and the resolution goes to crap. You have to purchase $500 hardware to get good graphics sometimes.

-Generic main story
-MC has no personality
-MC has low stats
-Horribly unbalanced
-No companionship option
-No multiplayer
-Some side charicters are irritating
+Decent graphics
+Lots of interesting backstory
+Huge open world
+Great soundtrack
+Lots of great mini games (Maybe better than main game?)
6/10 it's okay