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I told you guys three days ago that my birthday is today and to send me gifts, yet I received nothing from any of you. You faggots are all dead to me

Who are you again?

It's because we were all planning a surprise birthday party!

We don't do robofuckers, faggot.

Your gift is coming in the mail in like 91 years. The company did not have any trucks so they hired snails. Hope you like it when it comes.

Merry birthday.

Robots don't have birthdays, they have creationdays.

On what date did you started identifying as robokin?

Here's your gift.

I used UPS to send you a happy birthday greeting and they delayed the shipment because they needed to repaint the truck.

Happy Birthday. Hope your's is worse better than mine will be in 10 days.

Happy birthday!

I present to you my love.

You're welcome.

but doesnt everyone get your love?

Screamer gets a bit more today than usual. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Happy birthday!

you are suspended for the rest of the day

All you did was give him an excuse to not come back, to disguise the real reason that he's going to cry into a bucket of Dreyer's for the rest of the night.

Megatron's gift to you starscream.

Congratulations OP

You are a hero and a human bean

That moment when you take off a hot jacket to reveal a sweaty body.

Anyway back to the topic. Sorry about forgetting your birthday.