im not gonna lie to you people, with the time it has become increasingly obvious to the majority of experienced users around here that the once great bastion of dank memes that was riff raff has been suffering from a severe decandence of constant unfunny shitposting and horrible users taking control of the great responsability that is the creation of threads.
in times like this we see a constant stream of really bad threads that spark anti riff raff sentiments, normally of shame, disgust and so much drama this looks more like a cheap 90´s drama tv show about housewives that look to get desperately laid, except this time we talk about autistic fat neckbeards trying to get famous on a memesite.
so for this, we really need to put a plan in action to fix riff raff from a dark future.
1.ban all shit users
this might seem harsh and difficulty, but in order to restore riff raff authority we need to show all summerfriends and shitposters that we mean business, and that if you want to be part of the cool kids club you must show you are cut from a rougher cloth, or better get out.
2. brainstorm new injokes.
lets face it everyone, we have ran out of hot fresh memes, our meme starved IRC users are resorting to using old injokes or repeating the same cancerous ones, wile the rest of KYM feasts on the hot memes WE ONCE CREATED (see: get memed on) is this fair? is this what such meme patricians like the riff raff users deserve? NO! we worked hard to get on top of the social orders, only to let the plebeians at the bottom taste our memes while we are left with the short end with the stick? I SAY HELL NO!.
3. protect our memes.
all of these newfags are like leeches, parasites, they insert themselves into a healthy body (IRC) and steal all the good stuff from it (dank injokes) and eat it then leave.
we gotta protect our memes better, be more secretive about it and force new fags to endure our painful tests if we want them to know about, we need to hold a more competent and useful secret group that cna be capable of protecting our memes, which connects with part 1 of the plan.
overall, this is my plan to return riff raff to its former glory, now i have to ask, are you, memefriends, WITH ME?
IF SO, TIME TO START THE CLEANSING OF BAD MEMES
