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RIP OPs penis

A better question is will I die if my snapping turtle sucks mine?

will i die if i let a shark suck my dick?

I'm so relieved OP was able to get his question resolved.
Yahoo Answers is truly the most helpful place on the internet. xD

Shark boobjobs can be lethal.

alex mercer why do you keep making threads!?

That would be extremely painful…

The turtle will be fine.
The dicksucker will probably get sick though because turtles sometimes carry salmonella.
It's advised that you not suck turtle dick.

Alex,your reaching my levels of bad on riff raff posting.

Thank.. you?