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1) This guy is from there.
2) They unleashed Heineken upon the world
3) Amstel beer isn't particularly good either
4) Seriously, their beer is just awful
5) They were dumb enough to crash a tulip market

Any you reasons you guys can think of?

6) It was so cold, I shivered.

Point one pretty much already summed it up.

There are two kinds of people I hate in the world.

1. People that are intolerant of other cultures
2. The Dutch

7) They invented Beowulf
8) What language do they speak? Swedish? Netherlish? Holland?

9) When you cross a road, you have a 87% chance of getting hit by a bicycle

9) Wallonia stonk, remove filthy subhuman Flanders, XAXAXAXA Netherlands we will never give you back your citizens

Wat is dit godverdomme voor kut thread?
Bier? Echte mannen drinken sterke drank!
Nederland koud? Zijn ze je ballen vergeten uit te delen bij je geboorte, Jimmy?

En je kunt wel klagen over WillekeurigMan, maar die is volledig verneukt door deze site!

Nederland heeft genoeg mooie dingen.
Zoals, ehm… de… we zijn tolerant……..en, eh…. je mag schelden op tv…

10. Dumb losers who think sprinkles and butter is a sandwich.

11. No old growth trees
12. Fucking Windmills
13. The whole country is going to disappear when the icecaps melt
14. Partially responsible for the original European settlers of America
(We should do this for every country)

15. Invaded Indonesia (twice) to steal our spice.

16. "nether" literally defines as "lower in position". Who wants to go to a place that's lower in position?!?

18. Not Colonizing Estonia, the worst place in the universe.

19 Colonizing Indonesia a country filled with people worse then Isis of Stalin Gamergaters.

20. Being called the United Provinces during the colonial period, totally ripping off the united part of America's name.

help me gamergate~! i'm being oppressed~!

21.It had a colony called Dutch East Indies and that name is fucking stupid.

okay, i think you're already taking it a bit too far.

@Northsanity
This thread is about how terrible the Netherlands is, not about Indonesia. Please keep it on topic and list reasons why the Netherlands suck.

i glad the dutch are finally getting what's coming to them

22.Their flag has the same colours as The Czech Republic.

23) It has the gall bladder to call itself "The Netherlands".

24) The Sea Beggar