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I have discovered from various reliable sources that two mods are indeed the same person behind the computer screen. They may appear to have unique and separate accounts, but their actions speak louder and expose them as the same person. How both of these accounts managed to get mod powers in unknown to me, but it was probably that whoever is behind the accounts sucked the dicks of the illuminati SJWs who run KYM as we already know is the only way to become a mod.

These users are… MDFication and Captain Blubber! Now, while this may sound insane, hear me out. Both of them are shitposters right? You may be saying, "but everyone shitposts!" While this is true, their style is exactly the same. Both are hardcore Riff Raff elitists who IRC often, love suspending people, and have a strong hatred for brones. Their most obvious similarity that makes them the same is that they're both always high all the time. To put the cherry on the shitty sundae that is these "two" mods is that they're both from Canada, the pussiest country to ever exist. None of this can be a coincidence.

Discuss. Now that this person has been exposed, feel free to hang them or have your way with them.

both always high all the time

um excuse me but blubber is always drunk all the time. #mythbusted

Since all of Canada is inhabited by one person, I guess this means that we'll have to lynch Platus as well.

Drown them in a pool of maple syrup

Silly, being drunk is another word for being high except exclusive to alcohol usage. Both users do claim to be high all the time, so my conclusion is still correct. #mythbustedbusted

high except exclusive to alcohol usage

so then would the proper term to use would be drunk, therefore cancelling out any use of the word high

#mythbustedbustedbusted

do canadian people get drunk on maple flavored alcohol?

but thats wrong coz ur a faget

#mythbustedbustedbustedbusted

memes are gay
#mythbustedbustedbustedbustedbusted

·#REKT

ur gay

#mythbustedbustedbustedbustedbustedbusted

homosexuality is NOT a joke ;-;

#mythbustedbustedbustedbustedbustedbustedbusted

Actually, all KYM mods are Don's alt accounts.

no it isn't a joke

but you are
#REKT

#mythbustedbustedbustedbustedbustedbustedbustedbusted

burgrr is a terrible website and so are you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#mythbustedbustedbustedbustedbustedbustedbustedbustedbusted

i was here b4 don tbh also there are other canadian mods you forgot sam

#threadjustabootbusted

This is very triggering.

#Stopforumbullying2k14
#Checkyourprivilege

You're triggering!!!!!

#checkthememepriv
#notalltriggers

got a new fedora and listenin to dark side of the moon

#fedoragametoostrong #darksideofthemoon #cRAPsucks #queenupnext

Is this what twitter looks like

this is what tumblr looks like, dear.

Except Twitter has more SJWs

AAAH
#filthysjw #notallrapsongs #howtriggering

your plebness is very trigerring to my /mu/core senses.

#MBDTFwasbetter #YeezusGOAT #Notallrap #LeRightGeneration

Actually the closest thing to maple flavored alcohol is maple whisky, which is just regular whisky with maple flavoring. Unfortunately it's apparently impossible to ferment maple syrup which is really to bad because if you could I'm sure most Canadians (myself included) would be drunk off their asses on maple liquor 95% of the time.

The closest thing you can get to straight up Canadian-class liquor would be Canadian Rye, which is basically a superior version of whisky.

#canadianfacts
#threadderailed
#ithinkhashtagsarestupid

This thread is literally worse than Hitler and the Nazis. +1 confirmed for the /riff-raff/ holocaust.

#mythbusted
#mythbustedbusted
#mythbustedbustedbusted
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#mythbustedbustedbustedbustedbustedbusted
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#mythbustedbustedbustedbustedbustedbustedbustedbusted
#mythbustedbustedbustedbustedbustedbustedbustedbustedbusted

#threadjustabootbusted

#Stopforumbullying2k14
#Checkyourprivilege

#checkthememepriv
#notalltriggers

#fedoragametoostrong #darksideofthemoon #cRAPsucks #queenupnext

#filthysjw #notallrapsongs #howtriggering

#MBDTFwasbetter #YeezusGOAT #Notallrap #LeRightGeneration

#canadianfacts
#threadderailed
#ithinkhashtagsarestupid

#figurativelynotliterally
#endthread

And I'm not?
You must be new here.

it's also worth noting MDF is a lightweight and i am not

Try me m8.
Try me when I next acquire rum.

#memerap

#betyou'lldontsmokecrackcoward

KYM Drink-off 2014

Let's go m8. Drink of choice: Gem Clear

Honey can be fermented to make mead (as it has been for thousands of years around the world) and it's a great preservative.

#canadasucks
#bighoneymoney
#cantbeignordic

So many #…..

is this all you ever post
#thinksomethingoriginalup

Or have our way with him.

wow

#triggered
#suspended

Blubber confirmed SJW with agenda.

blubber confirmed psyco feminist cuntwhore

The truth is out. Blubber is a smooth jazz walrus

One day I will be able to suspend people as the punchline to a joke.

So just because they have similar styles, that makes them the same?

Here's some wisdom from a random guy:" When something stupid has been thought of, there are at least 10 people who take that seriously."-UFB

Indeed.

uuuuh.

Did you just took riff raff seriously?

>taking riff raff seriously

pls don't bully the GG guy

Loli wouldnt say that you skank

what did you do to Loli you GG shill?

This is a GG christian website, you piece of misogynistic shit. Respect your fellow GGer KYM user.

never