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So I was just walking down the street and some guy just walked up to me and punched me right in the gut and said "my regards to Zoe Quinn" in husky voice. As I fell down in the gutters with the wind knocked out of me I looked up and saw That the man who had hit me was none other than Adam Baldwin, the buzz cola of Baldwins. He walked of merrily, carrying a boombox on his shoulder blasting the Ghostbusters theme, while I struggled to regain my composure.

But just then a biker gang wearing jackets that said The Disrespectful Nodders arrived and proclaimed "we know that you were spying on us, reading our posts on the gamergate hangout, you knew this was coming brother." I realized that these white men (as no they were a completely homogeneous group) meant business. They beat me within an inch of my life and as I lie there losing consciousness, I check Know Your Meme one last time and notice that a new meme is trending. It's called oppressed gamergater and my autistic son is featured in the picture. Gamergate is worse than an ISIS of Hitlers.

Hither didst thou speak, cur? I do adjure you are a most knavish effeminate and I call the ghost of my mother as witness to know that I will bring about your destruction, for verily do I perceive that you fear me since you have rallied your subordinates and in your name had them disperse missives to me advising that I not confront you on account of your Herculean strength-- truly this ruse demonstrates your lack of character, thereby proving further your womanish lust for your own sex; and still it has been revealed to me that you frequent some place of public discussion for the practice of gymnastic arts: perhaps you visit this place that you might leer further at the male figure? Truly, you are a wicked and depraved rogue; let us see if at the right time you will confront me in earnest and thereby demonstrate the virility and virtue you have hitherto lacked entirely.

#Justice4Hitler

Gamergate is worse than an ISIS of Hitlers.

*TaISISban Qaeda of Communist Somalian Pirate Ostalin Bin Hitlers with Bubonic Plague

Why is it Saddam Hussein never gets any love?

>mfw this

Fine

**TaISISban Qaeda of Communist Somalian Pirate Osaddam Bin Husstalitlers with Bubonic Plague and AIDS

Better?

I don't think it's hitting that right tone of evil yet. Who else can we add?

…so 4chin. GG is worse than 4chin. I'm fine with this.

:)

I am walking the streets peacefully but took a wrong turn, suddenly ending up in the wrong part of town right as a gang war breaks out. I can tell this is a serious war and that these guys aren't playing games, or they do it's very confusion. One of the GGs runs towards me and tells me to hurry to their side for safety. I'm telling him I'm not even supposed to be here and that I want nothing to do with it after which he suddenly calls his mates screaming I'm clearly an enemy.

Making my final prayers I'm waiting for his gang members to end my life. They stand in front of me pointing at me firing large amounts of fallacies straight at me. How much ammo did these guys pack because there seems to be no end to it. I get the feeling they want me to fear for my life because these death threats are a serious attempt to downvote my self esteem.

One of them closes in on me and puts his middle finger on my forehead as he shoots another round. In a moment of confusion I tell him that makes no sense. The man suddenly falls to the ground and starts monologuing. His mates stand around him with tears in their eyes for their fallen bro while holding his hands. He tells them to stay strong and to continue the fight without him because they are the only ones who can put an end to this evil. In his final breath he pulls out his cellphone and shoehorns some vidya bgm as his funeral tune to help his friends push on.

Possibly something to do with his genocides, or writing a Koran in his own blood pissing off the entire muslim world.

The book you are referring to is known as the k00lran.