"Heaven is For Real" is the story of a little boy who at the age of four claimed to have had a near death experience. He describes to his incredulous family about having looked down to see the doctor operating, his mother calling people to pray in the waiting room, and his father in another room yelling at God not to let him die. He also spoke of meeting his great-grandfather, who died long before he was born, his unborn sister that died in a miscarriage and who was never revealed to him, and meeting Jesus, describing his physical appearance and his horse.
I'VE COME BACK FROM THE DEAD
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10/10 i cri everytiem.
[drinks glass of holy water after another successful parody thread]
RandomMan wrote:
"Heaven is For Real" is the story of a little boy who at the age of four claimed to have had a near death experience. He describes to his incredulous family about having looked down to see the doctor operating, his mother calling people to pray in the waiting room, and his father in another room yelling at God not to let him die. He also spoke of meeting his great-grandfather, who died long before he was born, his unborn sister that died in a miscarriage and who was never revealed to him, and meeting Jesus, describing his physical appearance and his horse.
Needs more wine.
Natsuru Springfield
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BACK TO THE GRAVE WITH YOU!
Jimmy 3, People 0 wrote:
Christfags.
Um wow that was unnecessarily rood.
madcat
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Natsuru Springfield wrote:
BACK TO THE GRAVE WITH YOU!
Dang, I've never seven seen this card before. Must be pretty useless since Monster Reborn is normally limited or banned anyway.
god i hate religious people
That's not fair. I want a horse.
RandomMan wrote:
[drinks glass of holy water after another successful parody thread]
Be warned- some of it contains salt. You wouldn't be able to get hydrated that way. And nobody wants that shit.
Begone RandomZombieMan!
throws garlic carrots
couldn't help myself