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aggressive mopping claims billions of lives erryday. pls teach your children to mop in a benign and non-confrontational manner. #mopforpeace

all you people paying attention to mopping but the real problem is chronic sweeping.
its a real problem people, open your eyes.

They found that John Thornton grabbed a mop from a female employee and began mopping the floor.

Thornton then began to mop the floor but became more aggressive and mopped over the employee’s shoes several times

I think that Thornton may have a mop fetish.

#fuckthepolice I'll mop their police station, I swear on me mum! I'll mop it so clean they'll be able to eat donut crumbs off it.

In the mean time, let's hold a protest. Who wants to go mop up town square with me? When we get done with that we can rent street cleaners and mop up the streets.

Thank goodness the cops arrived to mop this guy up. I hope he cleans his attitude while spending time in prison. It's a relief to know our police forces are scrubbing up this town otherwise the foundations of our society will become slippery. But we still have a bucket list of dangerous people. The Mopfia. Mopsters. Child moplesters…

Puns too stronk must abort

He must learn to fight with a mop, how else will he begin his quest to defeat Lavos and save the Earth?

He was then sentenced to scrub all the floors in Hyrule.