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Post ur hax:

I just haxed icloud and got moar noodz

Your Girlfriend

I hacked into the cyberpolice database and backtraced all the people who goofed. I assure you that after i'm done with them… well, let's just say the consequences will never be the same.

>be me
>world's greatest hacker

1. on FBI's most wanted list
   >but they can't track me down because i always delete my browser history
   >just got done hacking entire internet
   >now every user in the world gets redirected to blackpeoplemeet.com
   >epic lulz
   >one of my hackerbros messages me on AIM
   >tells me that 420_1337_h4x0r_420, my #1 hackerbro, has been arrested
   >they were able to backtrace his IP because he forgot to browse on incognito mode
   >word on the street is he's already ratted me out
   >look out window
   >FBI helicopters circling overhead
   >hah! those bastards don't know who they're dealing with
   >open up internet explorer
   >get redirected to blackpeoplemeet.com
   >oh yeah, forgot about that
   >run disableblackpeoplemeet.exe
   >now it's time for some world class hacking
   >go to fbi.gov/hack
   >fuck, there's a password
   >something appears on the bottom right corner of my screen
   >it's that goddamn talking paperclip
   >"it looks like you're trying to hack the FBI. would you like help?"
   >fuck off clippy, i'm trying to work here
   >"it looks like you're trying to hack the FBI. would you-"
   >click the little fucker just to make him shut up
   >clippy gives me the password
   >guess he's not so bad after all
   >now that i'm in, i go to fbi.gov/hack/helicopters
   >"congratulations, hacker!" you now have full control of the FBI's helicopters! what would you like them to do?"
   >"A) turn left B) turn right C) ascend D) descend E) explode"
   >go with option E
   >BOOM, baby
   >flaming helicopters fall from the sky
   >mfw

Those darn cops tried to hire an internet ninja to get me, but it turns out I was the internet ninja they were talking to. I then proceeded to delete their system32.

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