Hello memefriends, it is I, Magenta Nutcase, and I feel I am a very important person on this website. I have over 30 friends, some of which are mods and famous users. I have gone over many changes during my time on this site, so here is a timeline.
Lurking: When I first discovered this site, I thought making an account would be troublesome, so I just lurked. I found funny pictures and threads, but could not communicate with the community to share my genius humor, so that's when I made my account.
Derpy: I made a name. Derpy McHerpyFlerp. It was a perfect name to me at the time. It was accompanied by a picture of an animu grill with crossed eyes, what some people would call, a "derp face". It was a perfect avatar for a somewhat flawed name. I was a newfag. I didn't do much besides post pictures and make funny comments. I made a few friends who shared my interests, and that's when I made a change.
Moorokunt: I changed my name to the name of a character from Persona 4, but with "cunt" added to it, because the character who owned the name was very mean. Me and my small group of friends played vidya gaems together and I had a good time. I started to become a more popular user. Then, I changed (again).
Derpy (Again): I donned my former persona once more to call back to the nostalgic days of my newfaggotry. I became somewhat more famous, gaining more friends and followers. I then made a drawing thread. I worked masterpieces to my clients and it gained popularity. I was loved among the community. I thought my name was a bit medicore though. There was already a famous user named Derpy (he is a feggit though) so I changed my persona once more.
Rorshach: Rorschach. The famous hero from the comic series Watchmen was a character I adored. The name struck a cord in my friend's heart. They loved me even more than they already did, now that I was a superhero. But, all good things must come to an end, as one of my dearest friends deactivated.
Lil C: One day on the IRC, Lil B declared that he was going to deactivate his account. We emplored him to stay, but our cries fell on deaf ears. He deactivated. I promised him in one final effort, "B of the little variety! If you leave, I shall be reborn as Lil C!" As promised, I changed my persona. My friends consoled me in an effort to cheer me up in these dark times. Lil B returned and so did my former persona. But, all things change.
And now we are here. In this thread, we will take joy in my presence, as this site would be a lot more dull without me. Also, please no shitposting in this thread, it means a lot to me.
