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IRC is dead...

Last posted Oct 07, 2014 at 05:11PM EDT. Added Oct 02, 2014 at 06:24PM EDT
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…and we killed it.

Have you not heard of that madman who lit a lantern in the bright morning hours, ran to the market-place, and cried incessantly: "I am looking for the IRC! I am looking for the IRC!"
As many of those who did not believe in the IRC were standing together there, he excited considerable laughter. Have you lost the IRC channel address, then? said one. Did it lose its way like a child? said another. Or is it 404'd? Is it afraid of us? Has it gone on a voyage? or emigrated? Thus they shouted and laughed. The madman sprang into their midst and pierced them with his glances.

"Where has the IRC gone?" he cried. "I shall tell you. We have killed it – you and I. We are its murderers. But how have we done this? How were we able to drink up the sea? Who gave us the sponge to wipe away the entire horizon? What did we do when we unchained the earth from its sun? Whither is it moving now? Whither are we moving now? Away from all suns? Are we not perpetually falling? Backward, sideward, forward, in all directions? Is there any up or down left? Are we not straying as through an infinite nothing? Do we not feel the breath of empty space? Has it not become colder? Is it not more and more night coming on all the time? Must not lanterns be lit in the morning? Do we not hear anything yet of the noise of the gravediggers who are burying the IRC? Do we not smell anything yet of the IRC's decomposition? webpages too decompose. the IRC is dead. the IRC remains dead. And we have killed it. How shall we, murderers of all murderers, console ourselves? That which was the holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet possessed has bled to death under our knives. Who will wipe this blood off us? With what water could we purify ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we not ourselves become gods simply to be worthy of it? There has never been a greater deed; and whosoever shall be born after us – for the sake of this deed he shall be part of a higher history than all history hitherto."

Here the madman fell silent and again regarded his listeners; and they too were silent and stared at him in astonishment. At last he threw his lantern to the ground, and it broke and went out. "I have come too early," he said then; "my time has not come yet. The tremendous event is still on its way, still travelling – it has not yet reached the ears of men. Lightning and thunder require time, the light of the stars requires time, deeds require time even after they are done, before they can be seen and heard. This deed is still more distant from them than the distant stars – and yet they have done it themselves."

It has been further related that on that same day the madman entered divers churches and there sang a requiem. Led out and quietened, he is said to have retorted each time: "what are these churches now if they are not the tombs and sepulchres of the IRC?"

<OTL> wrote:

@Sam

Why do you change your avatar so much?

I get bored quickly and sometimes I just can't decide which avatar I like the most so I just use them all. I could keep one if I wanted to but I just don't because I don't have to. It took ages for me to find a good username I could keep forever and now I'm trying to settle on an avatar for good maybe. I'm pretty much going to keep it as Lana from now on though. That I know.


So, is Cale ded nao?

Yosuke Isn't Back wrote:

Yeah, except yesterday I was there all day, and earlier we collectively sang the full Alien Rap album.

you kidding me? alien rap is my favorite album and i wasnt there?.

ayy lmao ;-;

Skeletor-sm

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