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BECAWS IT MIGHT BE PUNNY

This is punny as hell.

>tfw im out of puns

pls explain brone

Twilight *Spork*le

I would joke about how this thread came out of left field, but that just wouldn't be right.

Pun thread?

Done.

What did Bismarck say to Napoleon III. after he won the war?

,,Sorry, I gotto go.''

Hey, ever heard of The Last Airbender? I wonder how they got that to air.

I'm sure they had to bend over backwards just to appeal to the execs. But they they did their best, Aang I think they did an excellent job. It certainly doesn't Sokka.

Well, they never aired Air. The producers thought the material was too light.

I also heard that even once they okay'd the script, the artist had trouble visualizing it.

They even tried to preview it to an interest panel, but the responses seemed to indicate the season lacked material.

One time, I was doing this report on the sphincter. I was pretty anal about it.

I go to school, come back, and get educated on how taughtful you all are of teaching your ways.

Also, because it's now officially October you can make all the humerus puns you want now!

Eye see.

Story time:

I'm coming back from the bathroom to get back to my French class, and just as I walk in, I will kid you not, the teacher calls me in right there to do the second problem on the whiteboard.

So all I did was return from the loo to do another #2.

Im invoking the Mayan God of Bees and bee-puns: Ah Muzen Cab!

"To be or not to be, you don't get a choice!"
"You get bees, and you get bees, everyone gets a bees!"
"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee!"
"She wants the B!"
"You just got buzzed!"
"I'm a real buzzkill!"
"Why don't you make like a bee, and buzz off?"
"Buzzzinga!"
"I'll bee back.."

I'd wanna get married some day.

I guess you could say I'm willing to tie the knot..

All these puns are so
punishing.