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Ahem.
Briefcase.

As a grown up, you shall now be suspended.

sigh yes son

How to be a grown-up

DAD NOISES

I'm going to fully invest in my 401K.

is this really what you are going to do in life son? be a "moderator" in a site about memes for no monetary compensation for your actions? not a doctor or anything?

Barbecues in khaki shorts and sandals.

BELT INTENSIFIES

"Yes dad, I do it for free"

Drinks coffee
"Politics."

I'm ready to do some adult things…
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Yeah, I can't wait to file my taxes.

In an orderly manner, no less.

There’s only one thing to do when it’s time to be a grown up.

Gentlemen, it’s time.

WHO WANTS TO WATCH A MARATHON OF FRIENDS SEASON 1?

Got my briefcase right here.

[inner dining table politican intensifes]

I blame…

Lets smoke like a well civilized

What humbug! Good sir, I believe you should check out some real adult programming.

Time to annoy people with…

EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION!

After combing my sideburns, I read about the most extraordinary, most grown up thing I have ever seen.
Here it is:

Yes, lets tune to some PBS/BBC. That's some quality material right there.

Congratulations on being mature everyone, for once in your lives. Now how about if we head into the bar and drink some beer, like us grown-ups do?

This thread:

Coffee, taxes, weather. Am I doing it right?

I made a profit of $1 from my stock in Apple. Fukkin saved.