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Motherfuckers gonna pay….

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Nobody would notice

It'd be pretty damn funny

I'd react just like everyone else if I found out this account was deactivated, not a single care would be found.

Make a new one.

in this order

Thank god

I'll go outside and get a life like i always do, unlike you neckbeards.

>tfw my account was deleted by admins when I asked to be taken off the super-secret mod mailing list so my inbox wasn't flooded with drama anymore.
>tfw lost mod priviledges and custom title
>tfw I give literally no fucks about this site

I don't think anyone would notice or care if I just disappeared.

That sucks, oh well.

I'd be like this

@pizza

no man, don't say that, we'd totally notice
we would sing songs of mourning like this

Set off on a heart-pounding investigation to discover the origin of this mysterious and tragic disappearance and set things right.

The answer?

Classy as fuck

@oxdoxon woooooah!!! Breddy gud

Everyone on kym would burst into tears at the loss of such a beloved pillar of the community, and the site would be renamed Cipher Your Oblivion in my honor. Songs of my glory will be sung throughout the millenia and the legends will tell of a day when Cipher_Oblivion will return to post some more. Some will even say that I'm still out there, somewhere, and that if, on a moonlit night, you stay real quiet and listen, you can hear me calling in the distance, "DISAPPOINTED!".

I would never come back to the internet

Can you draw that out a little more please??

The people will rally behind the message I left to them, and everyone, from the lowest of shitposters to the most powerful mods, and even the staff will join together to spread my word across the internet. The new, organized army of memers will be unstopable in their power, and unshakeable in their faith in the glory of Cipher_Oblivion.

Cipher Your Oblivion will then set out to conquer the internet in my name, invading everything from Tumblr to 4chan and bringing them under the domain of our glorious site. Eventually, CYO will own the whole of the internet, and no one shall question our dominion. After the internet is conquered, our armies will even spread to the physical world and the entire world will be united under our flag. In our new world, Cipher_Earth, I will be worshiped as a god and the legends will tell of a day when i will return to walk among the believers once more.

A hero will emerge to answer this call. They call him Cipherkiin, Oblivionborn. It will be me, returned to post more awesome things to the faithful. My glory will be known, I will become the god-emperor of mankind, and my reign will be just and magnanimous.

muh.

Well, looks like you fuckers don't have to put up with my shit anymore.

I could finally shave my neckbeard, get slim and buy a bike for ridin'.