September: The most mexican month of the year
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>mexican
>ignores other Hispanic nations in Middle America and South America
>check ur privilege shitlord
>enforces stereotypes of Mexicans
>u r 1 massive shitlord
Iamslow
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Iamslow wrote:
Don't you mean he "plays One"?
<OTL> wrote:
please, enlighten me
You see, there is a special day in september where all the mexicans in the world get together and sacrifice 49 virgins to their god, Metaxa. It is well known that not doing this will cause the end of the world.
After the celebration they rape the dead bodies and they eat them. Once they finish eating the bodies, they make a ritual in where 12 persons get possessed by 12 different gods and they rape a female bear. The ritual ends when one of the "gods" cums inside the bears and leaves her pregnant.
That's why september is the most mexican month of the year.