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September: The most mexican month of the year

Last posted Sep 10, 2014 at 12:31AM EDT. Added Sep 09, 2014 at 09:09PM EDT
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<OTL> wrote:

please, enlighten me

You see, there is a special day in september where all the mexicans in the world get together and sacrifice 49 virgins to their god, Metaxa. It is well known that not doing this will cause the end of the world.

After the celebration they rape the dead bodies and they eat them. Once they finish eating the bodies, they make a ritual in where 12 persons get possessed by 12 different gods and they rape a female bear. The ritual ends when one of the "gods" cums inside the bears and leaves her pregnant.

That's why september is the most mexican month of the year.

Last edited Sep 10, 2014 at 12:32AM EDT
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