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i sick of you fucks who don't "get" this forum

Last posted Aug 31, 2014 at 01:10AM EDT. Added Aug 28, 2014 at 04:19PM EDT
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jessus fucking christ. this forum is nothing like i thought it would be. do you see the people that post here? i'm sick of it.

when i pitched the idea to the mods/admins i had one thing in mind. a place where you could be mean and i would be allowed to suspend whoever i like and no one would be allowed to disagree.

Why? the ultimate goal of this forum have no one post at all.

that's right. i wanted a forum that was too mean and too scary for anyone to post in. we'd all shiver in our boots just thinking about it. we'd warn the new users about the terrible legends of the forum. and no one would ever venture to post in it again. kym's own place that the hyena's lived in the lion king.

but that dream has died. people post. even i post. this is a post. damn…

but for me and those who think like me there is still hope for another forum…

[random post insulting blubber]

Last edited Aug 28, 2014 at 04:35PM EDT

jessus fucking christ.

Jesus masturbated?

Stfu

u kno what captin bluber? u shuld be unmoded and make rif raf in a new subsection: TRASH, haha get it it's because riff raf is trash and so r u

ps dont suspend me i want more meme points

Another Blubber shitposting thread.

Sounds like success to me!

Asura wrote:

Another Blubber shitposting thread.

Oh no, someone's shitposting in Riff-Raff!

Captain Blubber wrote:

jessus fucking christ. this forum is nothing like i thought it would be. do you see the people that post here? i'm sick of it.

when i pitched the idea to the mods/admins i had one thing in mind. a place where you could be mean and i would be allowed to suspend whoever i like and no one would be allowed to disagree.

Why? the ultimate goal of this forum have no one post at all.

that's right. i wanted a forum that was too mean and too scary for anyone to post in. we'd all shiver in our boots just thinking about it. we'd warn the new users about the terrible legends of the forum. and no one would ever venture to post in it again. kym's own place that the hyena's lived in the lion king.

but that dream has died. people post. even i post. this is a post. damn…

but for me and those who think like me there is still hope for another forum…

Now you're just getting boring.

All I can say is tl; dr

Looks like Blubber is losing his edge.

hehe i'm glad shitposting is frowned upon in the shitposting forum

Last edited Aug 28, 2014 at 08:18PM EDT

@ all of the people thinking blubber is being serious

[me sitting at home mucho boredo]
me: today i will make forum users roll their eyes and call me a fag
[posts video game thread in video game forum]

[me makes joke thread in shitposting forum]
[me held to such high humour standard so that if it falls flat people boo and hiss]
[me slinks back to irc like my wee member in cold water]

[me panicked at sight of downvotes]
me: only one way i can save this thread
[me blows dust off of a book titled "robin williams has died jokes"]

[blubber then starts reading the page titled "le downvote dance"]

[irc memefriends above do the terrible at making jokes dance]

I think blubber finally lost it.

Samekichi Kiseki wrote:

I think blubber finally lost it.

not sure what you mean

A.K.A Kamra Whoering Thraed for Blubber.

Allo, folks, it's me, K. Oala Wallaby, back with anoither exoiting joiney inta the depths of the wilds to study rare an' intriguin croitures. Let's see what we see when we peek through da binoculars 'ere in the deserts of Riffraffica.

Oi! We're in fer a treat todoiy. Dis ugly critter is the rare Capitanis bluber. Uoisally you can find 'im huntin' Slime capi, but when the supploiy of downvote-rich croitures runs low like it is noiw, Bluber has ta rile up the local croitures so it can get some downvotes itself. Looks loike an Erini an a Asurus are takin' da boit. Dis is gettin' excoitin'! What could happen next?