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Our protagonist is about to say a clever one liner before ignoring an explosion like f****** idiot.

Mine would be "i ate a packet of crisps a few minutes ago, and it was tasty"

And then BOOM

>crisps

If someone gets frozen I am going reply,"You always had a cold attitude towards me."

That is because i am

But they're called potato chips

when your about to get the drop on someone you well

Look out below motherfucker(s)

The main character is in line at a grocery store checking out his assortment of food. Over the shoulder shot as the Clerk asks "Paper or plastic?"
Camera pans to main character's face. (In a cold voice) "Neither." Camera now pans as the main character walks away from the counter and it explodes for no reason.

The protagonist walks into a restaurant. He is greeted by the waiter.
"Welcome to the Iced Dove! Can I take your order?"
Our protagonist's response: No.
Then he walks away and the restaurant explodes.

punching the enemy and saying

before he explodes.