Tonight on EPIC MOD BATTLES. We follow the carnage of Random21 as he carves a path of destruction through the mod team.
The combat begins on August 13 5:31pm…when suddenly… Random21 SUSPENDS Captain Blubber. The attack was brutal. But miraculously…nobody was hurt
But the spree doesn't stop there as Random21 strikes a powerful blow again and again.
The battle takes the course of days, calling in emergency services across the nation, including fire departments from all states, the military, the secret police, the KGB, the KKK, the illuminati, and the Fonz. Even more carnage is inflicted when Alex Mercer joins the fray, but only to take hits from both sides
Until finally, an allied division of expert Random killing mods team together to put a stop to the destruction
The final kill score:
Random21: 5 frags
Blubber: 3 frags
Random man: 1 frag
Chris: 1 frag
Alex mercer: 0 frags
Verdict: all of them are losers
The frantic 3-way melee between Blubbber, random21 and Mercer is estimated to have cause 16 billion Zimbabwe dollars worth of property damage and the president has declared them all the biggest disaster since the 2011 Virginia Earthquake
Tune in next time for more EPIC MOD BATTLES OF THE CENTURY! Next week: Harshwhinny and Randomman stage an intervention for Blubber to help him deal with his obsessive brone addiction, which ends in predictable violent results. And then, Chris goes postal.