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• Don't do anything then complain nothing is changing
• Don't do anything then complain you are overworked
• Take yourself and your job as a internet joke janitor deathly seriously
• Make sure that if your friend messes up, they don't get suspended due to over analysis of the rules
• Be rude but make sure others be nice, because you're only joking right?
• Change my picture
• Smack my bitch up
• If something doesn't go your way, complain to our admins who are busy writing entries for flash-in-the-pan hashtags and top 40 songs at Ben Huh's behest
• Elect your friends to be mods too, I mean, what else will effectively cut off all dissenting voices of judgement?
• If ever pressed about the above, make sure to say you don't agree with them all the time, as if real life friends agree on every single thing
• Make bitchy Riff-Raff threads when things don't go your way
• Instead of using mod powers to weed out genuine issue users, use them to alienate the one's you don't like.
• Stare deeply in the mirror at 8am, firmly clutching the sink and wonder where you could be in life right now if you didn't spend so much time online.
• AND WHATEVER YOU DO ALWAYS take jokes seriously.

Damn. Someone sounds mad.

fuck yeah

"Smack my bitch up"

wait what?
what does that mean?

Instructions weren't clear enough. My genitals have mod powers but not the rest of me.

Any jokes I originally had for these kinds of posts was already used up in the first million ones

You appear to be a bit sore, brah.

And that's coming from me.

Whoa, man you sound mad.
Do you want to talk?

How To Really be a KYM Mod

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AND WHATEVER YOU DO ALWAYS take jokes seriously

Also from your list

Make bitchy Riff-Raff threads when things don’t go your way

Which is exactly what this thread is in the first place.

thank you chief joke detective random 21, here are some other jokes within the list

- lyrics from a song by the prodigy
- a depiction of an internet based existential crisis
- a comical portrayal of what the staff have to do

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I will always plead Poe's Law if I miss a joke.

Remember what Captain Blubber say, kids:

Wow, I really am being a sucky mod.

And always remember!

This is beautiful! :')

You forgot:

• Have a suckable dick. How else are you going to get your self-esteem up?
• Show a low self-esteem AT ALL TIMES so that your suckable dick won't go to waste.
• Flex your homosexuality.

this is fucking gold

I have no idea what the fuck is going on.

Don't worry. That's all you need.

• Always immediately question the integrity of your fellow moderators if they disagree with you. This will clearly make them change their mind and immediately fall into line.

me, whenever i see any topic ever: "Hmm, I wonder what valued forums mod Natsuru thinks about this"

this works for mods as well