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Ok, so let's just imagine that the plan for scientifically engineered catgirls goes horribly south, and instead we end up with infectious catgirls that turn humans into catgirls by biting/scratching them. How are you gonna survive this?

based off a weird ass dream I had

bruh what kinda dreams you having on a regular basis

I don't even know, I think my brain just fucking goes on a tangent whenever I dream, almost none of them make any damn sense

Explain the downside of turning into a cute catgirl otherwise my answer is SUCCUMB.

I feel like I've had this discussion somewhere before.

This would be terrible because I have allergies and stray catgirls carry rabies

Well I mean, would you knowingly sacrifice yourself when doing so will just make it hoarder for the people who want to survive?

This is for the record…..

I can smell the feminine perfume and catnip hanging in the air. My nostrills are burning. The mountains of litter they use to hide their stubbles are looming over the streets like a smog. You can see waves of cat fur through the mist.

I am afraid. I haven't seen a non-catgirl in months. I fear I might be the only one left who does not speak in "nya~". I can feel the cat genes trying to get through my shaved pecs. The other day I started wondering if it's gay to lay down on a lap. I flex my biceps wondering if these are a man's, or a catgirl's.

I will not survive much longer. Understanding my doomed fate, I observed them from a safe house: the male locker room at the gym.

I will strike when they are at their weakest. Each day, the speakers of the city will blast caramelldansen to announce the Neko Salat. At that moment, the nekos will freeze in place to pray to their Queen (Felix is what she (he?) is called).

No longer human, getting addicted to catnip, out of my mind on a suicide mission. They, will, be, sprayed, with, the, water, bottle.

Cat girls? What about jsut cat people?

This is just how my dream went, I'm going by my brains half drunk rules here.

How much of my sentience do I get to keep?

If I get to keep my mind then I'll shoot myself right up. Call me Albert Whiskers because I'm going full Resident Evil.

Nah, you're a full catgirl after you turn, barely anything your past self remains

So, we turn into a better version of ourselves AND we get to forget how much of a failure we were before the transformation..?

So Kemono Friends?

that sounds relatively easy to suppress in the early stages on the infection, they're not as relentless, mindless and pain resistant as actual undead so conventional weapons and tactics should destroy the horde with relative efficiency.

and given how the mud blooded cat people are, they're obviously less than human, so using controversial weaponry like chemical bombs and flamethrowers not covered by modern laws in warfare should stop the things in a pinch

i'd take cover somewhere unfavorable to a cats natural advantages, so somewhere wide and open with little cover granted to them might be handy, like a tundra or a desert environment, because despite the standard vulnerabilities they'd have you can't just go Rambo on them with a handgun. sooner or later, they'd get the jump on you or outright avoid you with their enhanced senses.
Avoid woodland and jungles for that aforementioned reason where their assumed improved dexterity and maneuverability can be used against you.

lol weeb

So basically what I'm learning here we'll be screwed by the people who actively join, good to know

Are the catgirls hellbent on infecting everyone?

Yep, they are

Alright.

Considering that much of our memories will be erased when we’re infected, some seem to accept this fate due to how they were a failure throughout their life.

However, I would rather defend my humanity or die trying than to begin a new life, as I’m willing to recognize and understand my own shortcomings than to ditch them for improved senses.

Can the catgirls use guns?

Nope, no guns

kind reminder:

Can they be domesticated using water spray bottles?

If I grab the garden hose, have I won the war?

Well, in that case…

This was refreshing to read, but also i think it numbed my brain because i come up something idiotic as the Woof of the North Star.

[woof woof woof woof woof woof awoo]
- Omae wa mou desu desu
- Nya nyi?

Kill me.

I don't care what the Geneva convention says. If it's to ensure the survival of humankind, any strategy and tactic is valid. Remember, the catgirls are not human, so human rights don't apply to them. Nations that have access to, should drop neutron bombs on overrun urban centers; The radiation will kill most catgirls while leaving infrastructure mostly undamaged and the major amount of ionizing radiation will dissipate in a couple days.

Now on a more personal level, if it's feasible to do, i will probably drive to the high mountains that are relatively near from where I live and study. If that is not plausible i will problably just barricade my home, holding there and hoping for the best, there's no much more things to do that are within my reach.

Don't forget that napalm sticks to fur like superglue and that Nerve Agents such as Sarin Gas and VX are highly effective as an Area Denial Weapon, they would probably have good use in establishing impenetrable barriers of flaccid paralysis induced asphyxiation death for maintaining quarantine zones.

Also modifying all protective equipment (gas masks, helmets, body armor, etc.) so that it can't be worn by someone with cat-features would also make chemical attacks much more effective against the catgirl menace by denying them the ability to mitigate any damage from the chemical weapons.

You see, the key is to make sure the number of catgirls killed hourly (CKH) is larger than the number of humans infected hourly (HIH). By maximizing the CKH and minimizing the HIH the apocalypse will end faster, I would propose that this is best accomplished by utilizing the most brutally effective methods of death and destruction against the catgirls while being sure to carefully monitor and control their geographical distribution. If possible, create a physical barrier to at the very least, impede their movement if not outright halt it. The only problem is that we don't know where the first catgirls begin infecting people: if they're in an easily isolateable area like an island (Japan perhaps?) they can easily be contained via naval blockade and heavily enforced no-fly zone. If they are on a continental mainland however, containment will be much more difficult with structure having to be created which would be more stressful on resources than a simple blockade. All in all WMDs would prove very valuable for handling large areas of high-population-density areas that have fallen to the catgirls (like Tokyo perhaps?). Nuclear weapons could be used to wipe the overrun areas clean and chemical weapons could be used to create borders for containment zones and if research could be completed fast enough, biological weapons could be used to kill incredibly high numbers of catgirls while leaving humans unaffected, potentially wiping out the entire apocalypse with a manufactured plague in a matter of months, weeks or even a few days depending on how effective the pathogen is.

When it comes down to kill or be killed, nothing is against the rules. The most successful plans will reflect that and use it with precision and effect.

Just For Fun is over there, sir.