> How can I avoid not getting my self downvoted?
1. Identify entry about controversy
2. Determine which side the comments section has decided is wrong
3. Begin your comment with a reaction image or short reaction video
4. First paragraph would be a single sentence and needs to sum up your feelings on the matter. Rhetorical questions are highly encouraged; "seriously?", "what the fuck?", and "how low can X sink?" are all viable options depending on the severity of the wrongness.
5. Second paragraph should go into more detail and be 2-4 sentences long. Feel free to continue to make use of flamboyant rhetorical questions: "how on earth did X think this would be a good idea?", for example. If you don't have anything original to add, it is considered good form and highly encouraged to lift your opinions wholesale from earlier comments made by other users.
6. Closing paragraph should also be one sentence long and must convey a feeling of jadedness, weariness, or exasperation. Consider "just when I thought 2018 couldn't get any worse" or "but sadly this will be forgotten by next week", or if you're feeling particularly edgy, "I hate this world" or a negative remark about your faith in humanity.
7. Enjoy your internet points!