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http://gonintendo.com/viewstory.php?id=118173

http://www.nintendo.co.jp/ir/pdf/2010/100323e.pdf

A 3D DS with no need for 3D glasses!

What are your thoughts?

So it will look something like this?

I actually have doubts. Remember Nintendo's Last 3D Project?

Oh yes…. 0.o

AVGN Hijack lol

Nowz I canz c thing 3 more.

The Nintendo DS Version 3.0 (Airship Class)! It comes with:
A. Dual Screens for Gaming.
B. An Ammo Screen
C. An Inventory Screen
D. A Screen Screen.
E. A RADAR Screen.
F. A DOPPLER RADAR Screen.
G. A Screen with a calculator on it.
H. A Stylus made of BACON.
I. Bunnies.
J. 4 Maids.
K. A Fully staffed Kitchen.
L. A Blueray DVD/VCR/8-Track Tape Player!
M. Highspeed Internet!
N. A Missile Defense System!
O. GOOGLE FIBER.
P. A Bearsharkoctapus viewing Area.
Q. A ZEPPLIN.
R. A Bathroom.
S. A Battleship.
T. An Hero.
U. The 4chan Party Van.
V. A Lazer.
W. A Factory that produces Epic Win.
X. An entire Port for you Battleship Fleet.
Y. An entire Airplane Hanger for your Zepplin Armada.
Z. Your Zepplin Pilot, who has a German Accent and has a awesome looking Mustache.
AA. The exploding 4chan Party Van.
BB. Another Battleship.
CC. A generic German Scientist who loves Genetic Engineering. (His name is Dr. Medic.)
DD. 4 Destroyers to go along with your Battleships.
EE. An Aircraft Carrier! (Just for the Heck of it.)
FF. The N-DS 3's Pilot is actually a Character from the Touhou series we brought to LIFE. (Be sure to Thank Dr. Medic for doing that for you.) She turned out to be a really good Pilot. (You have to dodge all of the Insanely Huge Bullets in that Game somehow.)
GG. Dramatic Music.
HH. A Hospital.
II. Zombies.
JJ. Moar Zombies.
KK. ALBERT WESKER.
LL. CAPTAIN PRICE.
MM. GENERAL SHEPHERD
NN. A Dual-Action super-ultra-mega-duper King Sized Bed!
OO. A KITCHEN SINK THAT SHOOTS LAZERS.
PP. A factory for producing OMGWTFBQQ.
QQ. Han Solo in carbonite.
RR. A Casino.
SS. A Submarine.
TT. A YELLLOW Submarine.
UU. An AC-130.
VV. Rick Astley.
WW. A map to the lost treasure of the Steve Jobs Islands.
XX. BILL COSBY.
YY. POKEMON.
ZZ. SWORDCHUCKS.
A1. A1 Steak Sauce.
B1. Lazer repair kit.
C1. AGENT SMITH IS YOUR SECURITY GUARD.
D1. CHOPPER GUNNERS.
E1. Mr. T is your Bouncer.
F1. Barack Obama supplied your DS3's New Bicycles.
G1. Cactuar!
H1. Dancing Hampsters.
I1. Dancing Badgers.
J1. Robotic Chickens.
K1. A Robotic Octopus.
L1. Pirates.
M1. Ninjas.
N1. A Pirated DVD Collection.
O1. DUKE NUKEM FOREVER.
P1. The Sniper.
Q1. Spoilers.
R1. The secret to winning The Game.
S1. A FLAMETHROWER.
T1. A Police Car.
U1. A Fire Truck.
V1. A TANK.
W1. The Matrix.
X1. A Binary Transalator.
Y1. Spellcheck.
Z1. Humor Augmentation Device.

You forgot the foldaway king sized bed.

You got everything except for the Kitchen Sink.

You have to buy that separate. Gamestop is taking KS preorders.

and you needs a back up SHOOP DA WHOOP soldier just in case you breaks ya lazar when your firing it

Wait In section Z A mustache is mentioned, what style?

…the awesomest kind:

a handlebar mustache~

As for a beard…

this thread as been succesfully hijacked!

Going back to the 3DS…
Crap.

But this is win: http://kotaku.com/5499697/nintendo-announces-new-hardware-the-nintendo-3ds
I hope.

THE MUSTACHE IS SO AWESOME THAT IT CAN BE ANY STYLE YOU DESIRE IT TO BE. (Even ones that don't exist!)

Edit: OH SWEET LAWD I LUV 2 SPAM!

IT EVEN COMES WITH AN ANTI-SPAMMER CANNON!

how about Spoiler text?
or is that extra?

IT EVEN HAS SPOILER ALERTS.

In the right angle, the virtual boy reminds me slightly to a RED level 1 sentry.

Eh, It kinda does…
I AM SO GALD CONSLE LEIK VURTUAL BOI INSPIRE GAMES LIK TAEM FORTESS!!!! U CAN TEL CUS HEAVY IS WARIO LAND AND SENTRY IS VIRTUAL BOY!!!1