Desu
-In a japanese sentence, it is similar to using be-verbs plus it gives respect to your audience…
-Some Wapanese think they can make their sentences more Japanese-authentic by putting Desu in every sentence they type~desu.
Onigiri
-Rice Balls
-An object in Pokemon replaced by 4kids to resemble a doughnut/sandwich/wutever food’s round
-The only thing Wapanese eats around for balanced diet
Pocky
-Pretty much one of the only Junk food Wapanese eats
Orihime
-That girl from Bleach which is infamous for spinning a vegetable.
-Wapanese will destroy you if you call her Loituma/Leekspin Girl.
Lucky Star
-The actual name of the song is Mokette Sera Fuku (Mokette Sailor Uniform[i forgot what Mokette means])
-Wapanese only likes this show because of that catchy dance
(the next 6 suffixes will be dealing with honorifics. Please believe me when I say the “Japanese class system” is mildly complicated)
~san
-A Japanese honorific used like “Mr., Mrs., Ms.” or even just for respect
-Pretty much how Wapanese greets everyone
i.e. “Hello Redspear~san!”
~Sama
-It’s like San, with more respect
~chan
-A Japanese honorific for endearment. Used usually for girls You can’t use it on upperclassmen
-A Wapanese honorific for a girl who’s very cute or their girlfriend/waifu
i.e. “You’re so cute, Mellow~chan!”
~kun
-A Japanese honorific for lower classmen or else, male
-A Wapanese honorific for a boy who’s very cute or their boyfriend/hasubando/bishie
~sensei
-A Japanese honorific (you use it like a subscript) for teacher or master.
-What Wapanese call some other Wapanese who thinks they’re smarter than them
~Senpai
-Japanese honorific for their senior colleague in their fields.
-What Wapanese call their older Wapanese
~Dattebayo
-Please read this:IT DOESN’T MEAN ANYTHING. It doesn’t mean “Believe it” despite 4kids dub and if you see other comments where I said otherwise, you would know I’m trolling there.
-Unfortunately Wapanese thinks they’re awesome if you use it.
Henshin
-Transform
Sugoi
-Cool
Kawaii
-Cute
Anime
-In weaboo terms, any animation made in Japan
-Actually, in Japan, it just means cartoon.
Manga
-In weaboo terms, any comics made in Japan
-Actually, in Japan, it just means comics.
Mecha
-Robots and stuffs
Mahou
-Magic
Baka
-Idiot
Neko
-Cat
Inu
-Dog
Kuma
-Bear
Usagi
-Bunny
-That girl which took 20 seconds to transfrom from a sailor uniform to a sexy diva moon goodess, which gives Wapanese fanservice for viewing 20 seconds of “transformation”
Seiyuu
-voice actor/actress
-ALL Wapanese will ALWAYS claim that Seiyuu are better than dubbed voice actors, even if some dubbed anime are on par with the original
4Kids
-The only anime translator which actually gives Wapanese heart attacks and migraines as they heavily edited EVERY Anime they dub just 4Kids.
Final Fantasy
-The only RPG series Wapanese plays
-Many Wapanese will fight whether FF7 or FF8 is the best game, which is retarded as they’re both decent games by themselves.
-HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA and Dress Spheres are stupid.
YuGiOh
-That children’s card Game many Wapanese plays.
-Wapanese think it’s better than Magic the Gathering.
Pokemon
-Gotta Catch ‘Em All
-Wapanese will ALWAYS claim that only 150 (yes, they even disregarded Mew) Pokemons and the rest doesn’t exist.
Mudkips
-Wapanese lieks ‘em even tho’ they’re underpowered
Kingdom Hearts
-That RPG which mixes Disney with Final Fantasy plus their own sets of characters.
Shonen
-Young boy
-Anime/manga which focus demographics are young boys
Bishonen(bishie)
-Cute young boy
-Absolute Chick Magnet
-A male that looks so girly, it’s a trap
Shojo
-Young girl
-Anime/manga which focus demographics are young girls
Bishoujo
-Cute young female
-Absolute Moe
Moe
-a term Wapanese use to distinguish a certain attributes of shoujo
Megane
-Glasses
Loli
-Underaged girl
Lolicon
-Wapanese who’re attacted to old people
-Pedobear incarnate
Shota
-underaged boy
Shotacon
-Wapanese who’re attacted to underaged boys
Oji
-Old people
Ojicon
-Wapanese who’re attacted to old people
Seinen
-Mature men
-Anime/manga which focus demographics are older male
Josei
-Mature women
-Anime/manga which focus demographics are older female
Tsundere
-Bipolar attitude; an attitude usually observed in romance
-Tsun-tsun: malevolent disinterest
-Dere-dere: sweet side
Yandere
-Obsessive relationship to the point that you practically kill anyone who touch your obsession
Hikikomori (It’s misspelled I know)
-Basement Dwellers
Tite Kubo
-Troll
-No Backgrounds
-Author of Bleach who is negatively commented for his manga’s lack of backgrounds.
AMV
-Music + Anime= Anime Music Video.
MAD
-YouTube Poop on Japan. Wapanese will disagree on this comment.
Waifu
-Wife
Hasubando
-Husband
Onee-chan
-brother
Ane-san
-sister (In Japanese, it’s kinda informal)
Sugoi Monogatari, Onee-chan
-Cool Story Bro
Yatta!
-I did it!
Big three
-Naruto, Bleach, One Piece
Ninja
-A kid in an Orange Jacket with a fox spirit
Shinigami
-Some cool people in black robe that opposes the power of laundry detergent (My goodness, Black robe!)
Wan Piss
-Some story about some pirates eating fruits that drains your energy when you swim
Gaia Online
-A website which interests Wapanese since the customizable avatars are similar to Japanese characters
4chan
-an imageboard which Wapanese think it’s similar to 2chan since they can’t practically read anything from 2chan
Yotsuba~chan
-404 girl from 4chan
-Wapanese will troll/flame/kill you if you call her 404 girl
Touhou
-A shoot-em-up game where they shoot OVER 9000 bullets. (I kid you not) The only way to win THE GAME is either not to play it, realize it’s stupid or to memorize the patterns of movement.Since there are so many patterns to memorize, it consumes a lot of time, making players, including Wapanese, to lose 12 hours of their lives in a day.
-Announcing that you finished Easy Mode will cause Wapanese to troll you as most Wapanese will CLAIM that they can do something much harder.
Yukurri
-In Japan, it means “easy”
-Unfortunately Wapanese see the word “Yukurri” and the first thing that registers on their mind are Touhou Fatheads and their derivatives/variations
Belts and Zippers
-The latest fashion for Wapanese cosplayers
Romaji
-Japanese words in Roman text(what you’re reading now is in Roman text, in case you don’t know)
-Practically the only thing most Wapanese can read
Hiragana & Katakana
-They’re both part of the Japanese alphabet which Wapanese can’t distinguish one from the other
-Hiragana is the main language.
-Katakana is used for sound effects and foreign translation.
Kanji
-part of a Japanese alphabet that’s borrowed from a part of Chinese alphabet
Ecchi
-It’s how Japanese say H, which means He*cough*
-Wapanese believe Ecchi is different from He*cough* because Ecchi is just pantyshots and teasing arousement
He*cough*
-Japanese Animated P…Prawns
-Wapanese believe every Japanese watches this, which isn’t exactly true…
4
-four in Japan is “Shi” (To Japanese major, I know they also call it “Yon”)
-Death in Japan is “Shi”
-Therefore, Four in Japan is death
-I kid you not:
>(don’t laugh) Notice why Japanese elevators lack the “4th floor”
>Also, notice why 4kids are killing Wapanese (laugh)
More to come…
