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hey write something that is something truthful.
i actually dont use caps lock i actually just press shift (IDK)

I'm not a girl. That's truthful, right?

i am a girl.

and on the internet :)

You want facts? Here are your facts!

- This thread never specified what we have to be truthful about.
- The sun rises in the east and sets in the west.
- There are seven days in a week.
- For several people, KYM stands for Know Your Meme.
- This thread was started by ANN HIRO.
- I was eating BBQ flavored Lay's potato chips when I typed this reply down.
- ????
- PROFIT!!!

I am left-handed.

It messes with my everyday life.

I am realy Redspear

I am realy Emerelds5 Hay

I am proud to contribute to this site.

Arizona is a state.

Kanye West is a Beyonce fan

I air guitar to almost any song.

Call me out on it if you must, but it's the truth.

Cake.

I too am left handed. it is a handicap at times, but i love it

Being left handed isn't a handicap.

You see, I too am left handed but, then again, that's only true in terms of writing, drawing, and eating. I'm right handed for most other things. For some other things, I'm ambidextrous (i.e. sports that have hand-held equipment such as tennis/mini-golf/badminton).

Now THAT'S a handicap due to its confusing-ness.

I am bisexual and im in the closet

I am also left handed, just like Albert Einstein and Julius Caesar. I'm a gingerhead WITH a soul :P, light glasses, slightly puffed cheeks, but quite thin. I'm also a christian and go to church (and FYI I'm a spy >:D)

I find this thread dull.

There are not enough shocking revelations.

I AM YOUR FATHER.

@Captain Blubber

You want shocking?

-I'm really a girl.
-I sing "Hey there Delilah" any chance I get.
-I am a twin
-Ellie is my biological mother.

Shocking enough?

I HAVE RISEN FROM THE DEAD.
How's THAT for shocking?

I've had sex in the missionary position. GASP

(inb4 fags who don't know the joke and think I'm serious)

i have a new confession…
mai waifu is bridget…

Your brain cells die when you hold your breath.

Gastly, Haunter, and Gengar are the only ghost-type Pokemon from the first generation.
And Dratini, Dragonair, and Dragonite are the only Dragon-type Pokemon from the first generation.

GIGA GASP

I actually have this Kawaii name with the "longcat about" just to indirectly show the admins that the character limit and the name should be a bit more limited and there should be moderation in the "about"

Taylor Truths:
I am the walrus, goo goo gajoob.
I am not a walrus in real life.
I live in Portland.
I should be studying for finals at this very moment.
I just had a delicious dinner.
No hablo espanol.
I'm terrified for lacrosse tryouts next week.
I plan on getting a mustache tattoo on my finger. Seriously.

Other Truths:
The sky IS blue. Unless it's raining.
A double negative doesn't not work.
A cat is fine too.
I would love giant internet hug right about now.
Haiti needs help.
Millhouse is not a meme.
A truth-or-dare thread is needed.
We will now go live to Ollie Williams with the Black-U-Weather forecast.
Unicycling is impossible.
KYM needs a true nemesis.

The cake is not a lie.

I have an irregular EKG.

As such, several doctors have warned me not to partake in any unnecessary overexertion.

I take Brazilian Jiu Jitsu three times a week, and have climbed several mountains.

I'd rather die having fun that live forever on a couch.

No one's ever seen a Pokemon lay an egg.

It's true because I heard it from the Day-Care man, and he's an EXPERT.

What are pokeballs, then, Mellow ?

@ Tomberry

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gameplay_of_Pok%C3%A9mon#Pok.C3.A9_Ball

Another confession I make for another.

OP has a steam account:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06jnZeQCTvc&feature=related

At 0:10 top right

Coincidence? I think not.

One day, MemeDude, you'll know what "joke" and "sarcasm" are. One day.

I'm sorry Tomberry, there was a little bit of troll stuck inside me ^^;

One day, I won't get trolled so easily.

In the distant past, Magikarp didn't suck.
Gluing two Digletts together should technically make a new Pokemon.
Ditto could be used in scams very effectively.
Charmanders die if their tail fire goes out, but you can send one out while you're surfing.
Voltorbs do not make good pets.
Electrodes make even worse pets.
Gastlys gain appendages each time they evolve.
Exegcutes learn better moves than Exeggutors.
Two Staryus, one right behind the other, could pass for a Starmie.
In Red, Blue, and Yellow, Team Rocket actually killed Pokemon.
In the first movie, Mewtwo was created by scientists, but in the games, the files in Cinnabar Mansion said Mew gave birth to Mewtwo.
But Pokemon come from eggs.
And Professor Elm said no one had ever seen a Pokemon give birth before.
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY:
Professor Oak came when he heard you bead the Elite Four.

I want to touch the dead.

I was phone.

Aerith dies.

This is undeniably the truth:

Well, I just ate a Nutri-Grain bar and I feel GREAAAT. OOOOSSSSFFFFF.

- I'm a girl. Yes, on the internet.
- I like trolling Omegle.
- Shortcat is shrt.
- I actually liek Mudkipz. I did before the meme too.
- I wear glasses.