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The craziest thing happened to me last night.

I had a dream about Know Your Meme. No joke.

The dream isn't very clear. You see, KYM lived on top of a spooky hill in a haunted mansion. I attempted to climb said mountain, only to be run over by Yatta in a minivan (no joke).

Yatta then ran me through a Modern Warfare 2-esqe obstacle course where I had to shoot terrorists while avoiding civilians. My ultimate goal was to complete the obstacle course and kill Jamie in the mansion before he started WW3. However, I woke up before.

therefore,
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

(oh, btw. All of this is srs, guise. srsly)

Then I will facepalm, seriously.

First, "Yatta".

Second, I used to have crazy dreams, then I stopped sleeping.

I no longer have dreams. I haven't had one in years. The last one I remember was when I was in 5th grade. I got out of bed, used the restroom, got dressed, sat down at the kitchen table, and then I woke up. Then, I got out of bed, used the restroom, got dressed, and sat down at the kitchen table. I was all, "What the shit, that was retarded."

This one I had started out with me taking golf lessons from some guy, but we weren't on a golf course just in sort of this wooded area. Then when I tried to take a swing at the golfball it was like it was a pool ball instead and kept rolling around on the ground. So, the instructor and my brother (dunno why he was there) hold the golfball (read: cue ball) in place with two cues and I take a shot, it goes out of the wilderness down this hill. I've got to take a piss at this point so I walk to the edge of the wilderness where there are lines of casino games to my right and left (I'm standing at a threshold between the two areas). I'm about to get my junk out when someone at one of the casino cabs gives me an awkward look and I decide I'd better go elsewhere.

I make my way down the hill into a clear area where there is some jogging group. At this point I inexplicably have three empty soda cans and I know they need to get into a recycling bin, but I spot this cute girl running with the group and I really want to approach her. I somehow manage to find a recycling bin and then begin to follow the girl, who's making her way across some kind of compound which looks like a big high school. I pass a single truck in the parking lot, which isn't playing some rap like you'd expect (it was probably this) and follow her into some side entrance.

So, inside it's like a gymnasium but some kind of training is going on. There's a couple more girls and an instructor, but I don't want to look like I just walked in there for her and so I exit the room to explore some of the other areas (I'm making most of these decisions because I realized it was a dream after the golfball/poolball incident). Of course, I don't wanna miss out on perhaps getting some dreampussy so I head back to the room to see if I can talk her into getting in my pants.

Well, now she's sitting in a booth off to the side with an old white guy and, sitting opposite from them, this black guy. For some reason the girl is reciting latin as I come over and the white guy is deciphering it. It's something about the end of the world and how she's going to be instrumental in its demise. I stroke her face and try to ask her why she's doing this and she goes from being stoic to sobbing and telling me that she doesn't know, she's confused. At this point the black guy asks, "well, what can we do to stop it?"

White guy: "You have to kill that thing." and he points behind the black guy's shoulder. I'm kneeling next to the girl so I turn my head to look where he's pointing and sure enough there's this black cat sitting behind the black guy on a table or something. Only this cat doesn't have a face, everything is just covered in its fur. But, right where it's mouth should be there's this vertical pitch-black slit that keeps opening and closing and as it's staring right at me and the girl I start to feel really fucked up/scared shitless.

Then I woke up!

Whoa.

The fact you remember all this is astonishing.

Conspiracy. Did you see any crazy movies before hand?

I did not.

I probably remember it more clearly because it was lucid.

Man.

Whenever I get a hold of a lucid dream, I drop whatever I'm doing and I beat the shit out of leprechauns with my fists that shoot fire.

I always just wake myself up. I sleep so I can sleep, not dream.

@Capt.
Cool story bro.

Usually, I just have endless sex with my 21 inch dick made of dark chocolate that ejaculates money and cocaine.

Then I go to sleep and have a lucid dream. pretty interesting.

@Dave

@Dave

That was clever. Not funny, but clever.

@Joe.

I'm being particularly vulgar and raunchy today. I have no idea why, and I apologize for it.
I think it's because it feels like someone is stabbing me in the stomach simultaneously every 30 seconds.

I'm debating on whether to go to the emergency room or continue eating Lucky Charms. I'm leaning more toward the lucky charms, as I've been to the doctor three times while having mono, and I think he's getting sick of me.

How does one person do one thing simultaneously? Did you mean multiple people, or are you just too cool for the english language?

Ok. Sorry. It feels like Shiva, with her/his/its many arms, is stabbing me simultaneously, with a knife in each hand.

Dude, seriously, I'm not concerned with correct literary terms right now. I'm in severe amounts of pain.

Sorry. You said mono? Fuck, why do people like mono so much? Everyone's all "LOL I HAVE MONO I'LL STAY HOME FOR A BAJILLION YEARS". I'm jealous.

Actually, that sounds painful. I'm not jealous at all. Have you tried threatening it yet?

Yeah, but my stomach can probably kick me in the balls from the inside, so I stopped a while ago.

I am now imagining a cartoon where the organs of a body each have a face, and a different personality.

what in gods name has happened to this thread

In the world of dreams, anything is possible. Therefore, there are no rules in a thread about them.

At least, by my logic.

One night, I dreamt that Know Your Meme users were polite, respectful, spam hating, flood hating, wonderful persons.
The forum didn't need to expand because the users weren't quick on creating tons of threads and posts to be "hype" and to gather attention, because they didn't need attention and they were cautious to think before writing.
They were formal and the forum seemed incredibly well-arranged. There were two or three, maybe four at the very most, fun threads that contented everyone, because there was no need to do more. The rest was dedicated to meme's definition and discussions.
There were less "bad" entries because of that, because newcomers took example of these well-behaved users, their good influence, taking care of lurking before doing anything.

Of course, there were still troll attempts, entries from people who didn't give a damn about research and were lazy, but, compared to the other entries, it was not so much after all. Maybe because there was a common understanding on how to righlty run a website without someone having to remind it everytime. People were enough mature to rely on admins (and to hold up when they want to be batshit crazy for the lulz) and there were enough banhammer for the foes.

Then, I woke up. I'm dissapoint now.

if they were polite and respectful they wouldn't hate.

Oh come now. Bear with us a little longer; Tikibar will solve our problems, give the tech gods some time.

Man, I have had a LOT of crazy dreams… I just can't remember most of them. Only a select few dream fragments have been kept safe in my mind's memory vaults. I wish I could remember a full dream… That would be mad rad!

the instant i get a lucid dream i will solve the predicament on how to create a self perpetuating motor,

Very rough draft

@Tomberry.

Wow, talk about a far-fetched dream. Now I can understand your willingness to comply with such a pipe dream.

But these are the internets. And if I do say, KYM is much more professional and clean than almost any other internet-culture related site.

@Dave: There is no plan to train a secret race of perfect internet scientists through infiltrating peoples' dreams. PROJECT LUCID does not exist.

@Admins: ROJECTPAY UCIDLAY has been compromised. Emergency meeting in irc NOW!

^I lol'd.

@Jostin
Why not share one dream segment with us?

One dream I had was I saw my old friend I haven't seen in years. In RL I vaguely remember his face and we grew up from childhood so I thought his face would change a lot. In the dream when I met him (in a parking lot, during sunset) I saw his face so lucidly. And at that point I was thinking, "wow, his face is so clear in this dream" and then I woke up. Months later I found his Facebook page and his face was exactly the same as I dreamed it, except the hairdo, which he changed. I thought that was amazing.

i dreamt i was the king of Spain. Then i fell asleep

I had a dream I was in a video game with the amount of lives at infinity and I was getting chased by a werewolf who then caught me and ripped me apart,then I come back and I get ripped apart again. Over and over,and the pain felt so real.

I also had a dream I was a admin it was a good dream.

Also I had a dream about the werewolf again, but it was a monkey this time.

i had a dream were people would use the edit button instead of posting three times in a row to spam the board

If they were spamming the board then they obviously wouldnt use the edit button… :/

i meant unintentionally. . . . . . .

@Thread:

@Myself: Weird thing is, I had a nightmare about Encyclopedia Drammatica. Can't remember what it was about though.

One time I had a dream I was eaten by Princess Zelda, passed through her four cow stomaches, then teleported to my best friends house where i was chased around by life-sized naked barbie dolls.

Needless to say, I never did shrooms again.

I had a dream when I got up one morning, and I went to the kitchen. My mom was there, and she gave me a pile of folded clothes to put in my room. Whe I came back into the kitchen, we began to stare at eachother. Then, while staring at me, she started to scream at the top of her lungs. For no reason, I started as well. Then, I woke up. I had the same dream 2 more times, but each time, I was in a different location.

@Blah

One of my most memorable dream fragments involves me being in the garden of my old house dressed up as a pirate (or a cowboy. I'm not very sure. I just know I had a pistol and was in some crazy attire) for reasons I can't remember. Suddenly, one of my trees bursts into fire after being hit by this weird green laser. I look up into the sky to see about three UFOs. I try to shoot at a few of them with my pistol but when has a pistol ever destroyed a UFO, amirite? So, shaking off my fear and unfreezing my shaking legs, I try to run to my house's shed. As I come out, I have lost my weird attire and had a shovel in hand (WTF?) and I try to run into my house's backdoor. BUT, as I reach the door, it just suddenly opens and an alien reminiscent of Scary Movie 3's stereotypical aliens comes out with a laser gun in hand and he shoots me right in my abdominal area. After that, I slowly feel like I'm dying IRL and I try to force myself awake. When I wake up, I find that my face is buried in one of my pillows and I was in actuality slowly losing breath. Heart beating quickly, I said to myself, "DAMN! That's the second time that has happened!" which is true. The first time it happened, I was stabbed by a mass murdering serial killer some night on a unlit stone bridge in England or France.

You gotta love crazy dreams!

@Joe
Now that is disturbing shit. It's even worse because you start screaming, too.

I had a recurring dream that centered around the startup for the Genesis game Chakan. Every game shows the Sega logo at the beginning and some would do something to it (like in Earthworm Jim) but when you start up Chakan and get the friendly logo it suddenly turns red and you hear the character's dying scream. You'll hear it a shitload as you play the game, too, because it's basically fucking impossible to beat. This game used scared me to death.

@ andrew is that Eneru from One Piece?

can anyone interpret these dreams?

@Redspear: Yes.

@Skankin: I usually can interperet dreams.

so andrew, what do they mean?

They mean you all need a good dose of vitamin D (sunlight)
.

I said I usually can. These are pretty hard. :\

ahh
all right, no probs